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Johnny

Mmmn....Juicyfruit.

About Me

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My Interests

There was a time in my life when I was keenly interested in the typical self-destructive behaviors: super-fast motorcycles, really dangerous women (underscore really), juggling hand grenades and compulsive gambling. That time was really fun in a lot of ways and really trying as well. I have since taken to the school of thought that that kind of behavior is just kind of tiresome and after a while is really kind of predictable and slightly lame (underscore slightly). But it certainly was a nice rush while it lasted. Now I tend to get off on things like practical jokes, toilet humor, playing silly stupid parlour games and studying women. I am fascinated by women and I adore them. I will never get over the way my Mom's legs looked in nylon stockings when I was eight years old. (That's not sick, that's just the truth - every boy's first love is his mom, his second love is his penis). I fell in love with God's woman then and haven't gotten over her yet.

I'd like to meet:

Tracy Morgan

Music:

Jane's, Lifter, Plexi, Geraldine Fibbers, Spazmatics, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Arcade Fire, Silversun Pickups Outkast, Pixies, Nirvana, Led Zep, Jimi Hendrix, Sabbath, Radiohead, Camp Freddy, Alice In Chains, Lou Reed, The Doors, Iggy, P.J. Harvey, The Cure, Devo, Air, Beck, Tool, Turbonegro, X, Spinal Tap, G 'n R, Bob Forrest & Thelonius, The Chili Peppers, Prince, Flaming Lips, Soundgarden, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Bowie, Tom Waits, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Michael Jackson (before he was a child molester), Ice Cube, Notorious BIG., Jay-Z, Public Enemy, Beasties, N.W.A., Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, Bowie, E.W.& F., Parlaiment, Funkadelic, Queens of the Stone Age, Patty Smith, Audioslave, The Panic Channel

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Scorsese, Copolla, Woody Allen, Tarantino, Adaptation, Being Johnny Navarro, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, The Verdict, I love movies so this list can go on for a long time. Let's go see one.

Television:

Sopranos, Ali G., High Stakes Poker, Deal or No Deal, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Conan. The Office. All of the movie channels. I love movies. Let's go see one!

Books:

The set of books that Dan Harrington wrote on No Limit Hold 'Em Tournaments completely opened up my game. I immediately cashed in four tournaments.

Heroes:

Hank Aaron, Woody Allen, Muhammad Ali, Sasha Grey, Marlon Brando, My Dad

My Blog

A rant about contradiction and our times

I love Myspace. Like many of my friends, I have become completely addicted to this thing. I hope you all know that this thing truly IS addictive. When you log on and check out your mail box to see if ...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST