Born in Hollywood. Raised in Westwood. Summered in North Hollywood. Worked in Inglewood. Reside in West Hollywood.
I sing and write songs in All Day Sucker (www.alldaysucker.net) , I D.J. for money at a buncha hip, young, edgy spots in town and I write for magazines like B.P.M. and 944. I'm available for private parties and club gigs if you pay me. Ask around for references.
Go to myspace.com/paymorty for my official D.J. Morty page. I add everyone there.however...
I'm not here to add a buncha muthafuckas I don't know. I know everybody on my list.
I have no need to add a 17 year old from Podunk. In fact, if you are under 18 (unless you truly are a friend or one of the clever adults that figured out how to make their profile private), do not bother writing me at all.
Even if you are a friend I won't add your band, clothing line, concept, idea, fake celeb, charity or dog.
I have my own page for my band All Day Sucker. Add all your bands there.
If you want to be in a popularity contest then add the millions of people that aren't on my list.
If you do try to add me and I write you back "Who are you?", I'm not being rude. I know fuckin' everybody and more people know me from various work things. I apologize if you are offended by me wanting to know who I'm making FRIENDS with here. Perhaps you have an unrecognizable picture or I know more than one Jennifer or Gary. Consider an introductory message as a mannered approach to friend requesting.
Dig:
My religion is music. Anyone who says that they don't like The Beatles can go fuck themselves. You're silly and I can't relate to you.
I have a soft spot for comedy and a hard one for porn.
"I have been there, I have done that, I sell the fuckin' T-shirts"
...and my man, John makes the bitchin' T-Shirts that I wear at most gigs...
...and this dude not only sells the T-shirts but also wrote the book on Football (Soccer to Americans)...
This is the link to the DJ Morty page:
