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Simon

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About Me

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Writer. Editor. Musician. Consultant. Joker. Doctor. Blog macher . Monster-movie freak. Pantheistic Jew . Digging the neighborhood. Weeding the garden. American.

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My Interests


They Saved Hitler's Brain: just one of the many important topics discussed on Very Hot Jews

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Movies:

Gimme the big violence, unless it's done to Jesus. In fact, pretty much anything involving Jesus is a dealbreaker. Loved Kill Bill 1 & 2 and pretty much all of Quentin's feature work. But he is a mere piker to Orson Welles, whose Touch of Evil is as stunning a genre piece as anyone ever created. Kubrick's high points (Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, Lolita, Paths of Glory), though he could certainly suck ass at times (I can't stay awake through 2001 and Eyes Wide Shut was just miserable). Frankenheimer's paranoid peaks, The Manchurian Candidate and Seconds. Tenenbaums, Boogie Nights, Rushmore. Sam Raimi's Evil Dead 2 and kindred funny gorefests, like Peter Jackson's Dead Alive. Altman's Raymond Chandler adaptation, The Long Goodbye, is a neglected work of towering greatness. Singin' in the Rain, motherfucker, because you need to be taught what joy is. The Marx Bros. (start with "Duck Soup"). Preston Sturges. The Thin Man series. William Castle spookshows. Spaghetti Westerns? Yes, please; start with Leone's masterful epic Once Upon a Time in the West, in which Henry Fonda is scarier than Charles Manson. Sam Fuller's mind-blowing exploitation outings, like Naked Kiss. Caper flicks from the '70s, like Charley Varrick. Transcendent kitsch like Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. And monsters, monsters, monsters (mainly the Universal classics of the 30s and 40s).

Books:

My Blog

Very Hot Jews: Like a Nice Piece Fish for Your Mind

Religion.  Sex.  Family.  Hitler.  So much to discuss.  Nu, read already. ...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

1984 (The Year, Not the Book)

I was a firebrand liberal-arts-college sophomore when Reagan was reelected. We were so devastated at the triumph of that reactionary fraud that a bunch of us actually held a ceremonial "Funeral for th...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Louisiana Voters Overwhelmingly Approve Gay Marriage Ban

THE FOLLOWING IS SATIRE, AND IS NOT INTENDED TO DERIDE THAT PORTION OF LOUISIANA'S POPULATION THAT VOTED THE OTHER WAY. Louisiana voters stopped molesting their children and harrassing minorities...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Do We Blurt Out Inappropriate Things?

New theory: it's different parts of the body wanting to vocalize. The penis, for example.
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rebekah del Rio

Saw her sing last night at Abby Travis' Mata Hari night (@ Tangier in Los Feliz). You may have seen her singing "Llorando" in the movie Mulholland Drive. It was an absolutely spellbinding performan...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Middle Name

I was born in 1964, and my middle name is Andrew. These two facts are, on their surface, of little interestbut they are connected. Not long before my birth, three civil rights workers were murdered i...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's my birthday, it's my birthday

Party tonight. Please let me not become too blotto to function tomorrow...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that headshot

That pic of me is from back in the wannabe rock star days of Spanish Kitchen--circa 1995, I believe. It was a different time, kids; the Internet was still a novelty, the religious right didn't control...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bush Overrun, Eaten by Crazed Followers

[motivated by my desire to write for The Onion, which doesn't take unsolicited submissions. Fuckers.] During a rally in Burning Hebrew, Alabama, President Bush was attacked, torn apart and cons...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Barley" Legal

I just got a press release from a major label about one of their "edgy" bands--you know, really young, lots of songs about how everything sucks but it's fun to get fucked up--that said the members are...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST