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Alana Noel

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About Me

Read my stories in the following books: Mammoth Book of Best New Erotica, Best Gay Erotica 2008, Best Gay Erotica 2007, Best Gay Erotica 2004, Best American Erotica 2005, Best Women's Erotica 2004, and Where the Boys Are: Gay Urban Erotica. My fiction has also appeared online in Cleansheets, The Big Stupid Review, Eclectica Magazine, Literary Mama, and the Erotic Woman.Visit my blog, Mars With Mars and Venus.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dennis Cooper, Stephen King, Stephen Elliot, Alison Tyler, Susie Bright, Nikki Magennis, Gwen Masters, Richard Labonte, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Chelsea Girl, Sera Gamble, Jimi Hendrix, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, Timothy J. Lambert, James Dean, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Anne Sexton, Martin Luther King, Paul McCartney, Marilyn Monroe, and my son's grandmother on his dad's side.

Music:

Stone Temple Pilots, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Cheap Trick, Blondie, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Bee Gees, Soundgarden, Extreme, Duran Duran, Electric Six, Ringside, INXS, Sisters of Mercy, Aretha Franklin, The Doors, White Town, and The Cult.

Movies:

United States of Leland, The Education of Shelby Knox, Shortbus, The Lover, Mysterious Skin, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, King Kong, Lost Boys, Sixteen Candles, Casablanca, Some Like It Hot, Crash, Secretary, Fright Night, Legends of the Fall, Hate Crime, Notes on a Scandel, Revenge, Basketball Diaries, Wilde, Nine-and-a-Half Weeks, Wallstreet, The Departed, Boogie Nights, Life As a House, Kalifornia, Girl, The Ring, Half Nelson, and Y T Mama Tambien.

Television:

The X Files, Seinfeld, Supernatural, and THE WIRE.

Books:

The Lover, My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up, Cannery Row, Lolita, Catcher in the Rye, In the Cut, Swimming Sweet Arrow, Best American Erotica 1995, Cowboys Are My Weakness, The Blue Bedspread, American Psycho, Heaven's Coast, Picture of Dorian Gray, The Outsiders, Herotica 4, All Quiet On the Western Front, 1984, Jesus's Son, Mysterious Skin, Sarah, House on Mango Street, most anything by Dennis Cooper, most anything by Stephen King, lots of stuff by Joyce Carol Oates and Anne Rice, Sera Gamble's stories, and lots of well written erotica by people like Sera Gamble, Arden Hill, Shanna Germain, Marcy Sheiner, Shaun Levin, Sonja Kindley, and Tom Caffrey.

Heroes:

My son; my grandmother; my former boss; Susie Bright.

My Blog

Touching Keifer Sutherland

A man in a tow truck found us on the dirt road and told us where to go. Whole time, he checked out Kristyne's legs. She tossed her cigarette down then smashed it with her shoe. "Thanks a lot, you're ...
Posted by Alana Noel on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

Ballad To My Rapist

You were above me. Like a god considering a subject. I'll try again, I said on my knees in the dirt. I touched your cock again but stroked it too fast and too sloppy. You hit me again. I fell sideways...
Posted by Alana Noel on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

Sam and Dean

P.S. Remembered you recommending Sera Gamble. Read her story in BAE 07 last night: "Blue Star". Wow. What a full-on perfect story. One of the best I've read in a long time. Do you think she knows Sam ...
Posted by Alana Noel on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

The Poop Song

This evening, after we'd returned home from dinner with Brother C and his family and their friends, Kiddo announced, "Going to take a dump, Mom." Alright, son; have fun. I went about my busines...
Posted by Alana Noel on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:38:00 PST

Writer Crush Alert: Sera Gamble

So today I got to add The Very Hot Jews to my friend's list. Sera Gamble is one of two very hot Jews. Sera writes for a television show called Supernatural, which just happens to be&nb...
Posted by Alana Noel on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Praise for Pan

I watched the film "Pan's Labyrinth" last night. Put Kiddo to bed. Poured myself a glass of Merlot. Settled on a couple cushions with Pott Butt the dog on one side and both cats, Iki and Angel, on the...
Posted by Alana Noel on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:24:00 PST

Book Fetish

So tomorrow me and Brother C will hit Powell's Books downtown. Adventure in the afternoon. Powell's Bookstore. Kingdom of pleasure. A Palace. Paradise. My last financial indulgence. Buying b...
Posted by Alana Noel on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

The Bitch is Back

Iki Cat has returned after a three week absence. Yes, I hate her. Yes, I love her like mad. I wouldn't part with her. You'd have to stand below our third-story balcony and catch her when she jumps ag...
Posted by Alana Noel on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

Not Another Dumb Bully

So Kiddo is once again the target of a bully's torment at school. My son has come home every day the last two weeks and reported this other kid's tirade of hurtful comments. "You're dumb." ...
Posted by Alana Noel on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

Not Another Dumb Blog

So I created another blog yesterday after swearing off blogs forever. Anyone with a computer can assault the rest of us with his or her blog. Literate or not. I sound like John Updike. ...
Posted by Alana Noel on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:41:00 PST