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About Me

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Currently I'm on Sirius Radio with Howard Stern. I joined the show in 2001. I've also had small roles lately in movies such as Old School and Elf.I do stand up gigs across the country and produced a stand up concert DVD called 'ARTIE LANGE: Itâ€™s The Whiskey Talkinâ€™.Currently, I have a movie I produced, wrote and star in called Beer League. It'll be on DVD January 2nd. So if you're not doing anything check it out. I promise, that while it won't win the same critical acclaim as Brokeback Mountain, it's not nearly as GAY.
Check out the Beer League forum on LiveMansion.com by clicking on the link below:

My Interests

making money and cumming

I'd like to meet:

Someone kind who likes me for me... and has a nice rack.

Music:

SPRINGSTEEN THE WHO and TAYLOR HICKS
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

Beer League Supertwink Old School Elf Dirty Work Mystery Men

Television:

MADTV NORM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW

Books:

Reading is gay.

Heroes:

Nelson Mandela, and whoever is currently fucking Jessica Alba... unless Nelson Mandela is fucking Jessica Alba and then it's just him. ... OH, and the kid that leaned over the wall in '96 against the Orioles to catch Jeter's pop-up and make it a home run.

My Blog

2008 Schedule (so far...)

Friday Jan 18th - Turning Stone Casino Verona, NYThurs-Sat Jan 24th -26th: Gotham Comedy Club NYCFeb 1st - Mandalay Bay Casino Las Vegas, NVMarch 7th - Count Basie Theater: Red Bank,...
Posted by Artie Lange on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

More New Dates

Here are two dates for the fall. Friday, October 5 - 7:30pm Hampton Beach, NH Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom Tickets on sale Friday, August 10 Saturday, November 17 - 8:00pm Poughkeepsie,...
Posted by Artie Lange on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:37:00 PST

Comedy Cellar - TONIGHT

I'll be doing stand-up at the Comedy Cellar in Greenwich Village, NYC tonight at 9:00pm.Come check it out. Artie ...
Posted by Artie Lange on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

Advance tickets to New York Town Hall Show for American Express Card Holders

Hey Guys, Now through August 14th, American Express Cardmembers have exclusive access to special offers and advance tickets for my show on November 9th at Town Hall in New York. This show is par...
Posted by Artie Lange on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:15:00 PST

November Stand-Up Dates

Hey Guys, I will be at Town Hall in New York as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Friday, November 9. I will also be in Boston the next night for Denis Leary's Comics Come Home on Saturday...
Posted by Artie Lange on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

BEER LEAGUE on Comedy Central

Be sure to check out the premiere of BEER LEAGUE on Comedy Central's Secret Stash at midnight on Friday, August 24. Artie
Posted by Artie Lange on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

RESCUE ME

My first appearance on the new season of RESCUE ME airs tomorrow night at 10:00pm on FX. Check it out. Artie
Posted by Artie Lange on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:08:00 PST

Third Caroline's Show Added

Hey Guys, I will be doing one more show at Caroline's in New York on Thursday, August 9For tickets, Click HereArtie...
Posted by Artie Lange on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:05:00 PST

Updated Tour Dates

What's up everbody. Here are my upcoming gigs. ArtieSaturday, July 28 10:00pm - Las Vegas, NV Beacher's Mad House Presents: ARTIE LANGE The Joint at The Hard Rock Hotel F...
Posted by Artie Lange on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

Atlantic City and Detroit Dates Added

I will be in Atlantic City on July 13 at The Borgata Events Center, and in Detroit at the Fox Theatre on Saturday, September 15. Friday, July 13 - 8:00pm Atlantic City, NJThe Borgata Events Center Cli...
Posted by Artie Lange on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST