I was born on a nameless island off Cambodia.
That...or a small town in Indiana.
I like to believe I am a purveyor of all that is good and pure.
I am a dreamer. Or, more appropriately, a disillusioned idealist.
I like to argue semantics, regardless of the validity my argument may encompass.
I am a Gemini.
I like bare feet, along with entertaining the notion that one day I could possibly explore this world with little more than that.
I'm sure there is much more to me than the seemingly 2-dimensional person I have portrayed herein, but seriously, folks...this gets boring.
And my cake is beeping at me.
I have decided to paste the following from my blog, since apparently making that extra click is too difficult for some.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ THE PROFILE...
and in doing so, you're bound to observe several things. For instance, I am married (really!). I'm an intellectual. I'm into thoughtful, dark, indie films and don't get off on things like Hitch or The Notebook or Friends or reality TV. I do not put "z"s at the end of plural nouns and I don't "bounce" to 50 Cent. I am able to spell and properly punctuate an entire sentence. I'm a nerdy girl who enjoys playing board games and reading Peter Straub novels, who works full time and is attempting to raise a child in this crazy world and who sometimes parodies exorbitant profundity because I'm apt to find hilarity in the ensuing banter.
In other words: if you want to add me only to say "wuzzup sexy," it's quite unlikely I'll be hitting the "Approve" button or wasting time typing a reply. To be perfectly honest, doing so would be a waste of time to all parties involved.
Additionally, please note that the below "Comments" section is not to be used as your personal billboard, as free advertising space for your band's coming show or your venue's next event, or for any other type of shameless self-promotion. This myspace page was not developed to further your business endeavors, and while I'm not going to nitpick and review every comment for acceptability, I will delete the ones that are in blatant disregard of my wishes. Essentially, a little common sense and consideration are appreciated.
So...assuming we're clear on that, you have my permission to proceed. With blessings.....