Jon aka Austin P - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey I'm Jon.
I'm an Entertainer here in Vegas and a crazy Aquarian :} I'm newly single and ready to mingle!
All I can really say about me is that I'm not like anyone you've ever met before.
I'm what you call an "original". You really can't compare me to anyone else but ME. Nobody even comes close! I'm a very witty person, blunt, straight to the point, I don't play games and I'm FEARLESS, which means nothing scares me. I NEVER back down from a challenge EVER.
I'm also a very honest, very funny, talented guy that doesn't take himself too seriously but I just really like to have fun, stay positive and enjoy life.
And I'm a real goofball too. I'll make you laugh, or snort, till it hurts then I'll make you laugh AGAIN and AGAIN after that! I'll keep you guessing and keep you on your toes but you'll STILL keep coming back for MORE!. You won't be able to RESIST!! You'll never know what I'm going to say next.
And you REALLY can't resist me. I mean, come on, just LOOK at ME! I'm fricken ADORABLE over here! HEHEHEH! What can I say? :} I'm THAT quick with the jokes and I'm THAT entertaining. I promise you you'll never ever get bored EVER AGAIN when you hang out with me!. :]
Sound good so far? Interested? Fascinated? Wanna know more? GREAT!! Well stop reading this and "Message me" already or WHATEVER!
C'mon...DO IT!!
You KNOW you WANT TO! :}
GOOD TIMES BABY!! :]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ROBIN WILLIAMS SCOTS AND GOLF!! FUNNY SH#%!!!!! :}BOB SAGET!! PRETTY MUCH THE FUNNIEST THING I"VE EVER SEEN :}Guys! Before you EVER date another chick, Read the rules of LEYKIS 101!

My Blog

Watch for me on Paris Hiltons new reality show BFF on MTV!!

..TR> Just did a party for Paris as Austin Powers for her new reality show on Mtv. I posted a few new pics from the event. Should air soon. Also, look out for me on some upcoming Beacher's M...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Hey another blog...whatdayaknow? :}

My interview on alltalkradio.net was a GREAT SUCCESS! Many peoples loved my interview, and it will be available on the site in about a week. The show is called "celebrity stars". Anywho, I have a new ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Hey ladies :} Wanna "hang out" sometime?? Fill out the APP BABY!:}

ApplicationAbout YouName:Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: What's your screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Best Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever, and Im gonna use them ALL!! Muhaha XO..yeah..WHATEVER!!

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body,...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Guys! Before you date another chick READ these Rules of Leykis 101!! Or "Do you CARE?"

Guys! Before you date another chick READ these rules of Leykis 101 The Tenets of Leykis 101 1. Never spend more then $40 on a date. In fact she should be the one paying for the date. 2. If nothing...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:49:00 GMT

My stupid Break up... sad but true...the story & some good advice from ME to YOU...

I'm sorry to keep venting about my stupid break up, but I think this might be relevent. Plus since she blocked me from her site, and she's reading this blog anyways, cuz remember: woman are a little&n...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:55:00 GMT

Trying to move on...I STILL came out on top! :} There's something you should know about me..

I just recently posted my latest blog about my stupid break up and the response has been great. Thank you to all my friends for your support. But they all said the same thing, that I was right. I was ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:27:00 GMT

Really sad about my bad break up..some thoughts from the heart..and who I REALLY am

I've got everything going for me. I'm really smart, ridicously good looking :],and I have a lot of talent. (As you can see by my site) But I also have a good heart. And that's hard to find these days....
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:21:00 GMT