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Maverick

I am here for Friends

About Me

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They call me Maverick. Don't ask me why they call me that, I'm sick of telling that story...yes, it involves the "Lovin' feelin" song from Top Gun. Beyond that it's just another embarrassing chapter in my life.... though most every chapter in my life is embarrassing, or at least provides some sort of low-brow entertainment to someone... I'm southwestern Ohio born and raised, and yes, we do have more here to do than churn butter and go cow tipping. I have two perfect daughters who are the light of my life, an absolutely beautiful girlfriend who I'm crazy about, and my life seems to get better every day. Except my job, that still does and will probably always continue to suck ass... Music and laughter are probably the two coremost foundations I try to live my life on, music because life without art is unfulfilling and unimaginative, and laughter because there are too many times in this world that people forget to enjoy the little things in life and take a moment to step back from the onslaught of society's "progress" to remember that laughter is the best medicine. Always remember that "progress" is not as good a measurement of "success" as "happiness" is... and I am blessed and happy for what I have been given in my life. Though winning 100 million in the lottery would totally rock, lol...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God. And I'm not saying that in some self-annihilating, morose, hoping to die kind of way either. Wouldn't it just be awesome if you could just like walk up and say "What's up, God?" and he was like, "Nuthin', just chillin'"? I would totally smoke a blunt with God....not that I would enjoy it or anything. Drugs suck, but if God were to say "Thou shalt smoketh this blunt with me," who am I to argue? I also want to meet people who are genuine (and yes, you can meet me and be a little immoral as long as you are truthful about it!) It's strange and a little scary to be starting over in life when you're 28 years old, and I want to meet people who are goodhearted and supportive, and to make the right kind of friends for once.

My anus is bleeding!
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Mr. Happy Face
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My Blog

Ah, L'Amour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqKucJTn2c
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:43:00 GMT

Don Hertzfeldt - Billy's Balloon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc5vgi9zbM
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:35:00 GMT

Random thought - a poem by Joshua Muhlhauser

Were it not for the betterment of my own selfthat I would attempt to createfrom the bowels of nothingness theepitome of a great and masterful work ofart , perhaps I would be bettersuited to drop all p...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:22:00 GMT

Charlie the Unicorn 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Charlie the Unicorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Haiku by Joshua Muhlhauser

The great thing about doors that open both ways is there's always a choice
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:24:00 GMT

Memo to all my employees

Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:34:00 GMT

How to alleviate summer shopping stress : D

Hello, MySpace friends. Here is a list, compiled especially for those men and women who hate shopping but have been forced to come by their shopaholic partners for all the summer sales, of ways to pas...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:09:00 GMT

"Super Heroes"

I've done a lot, God knows I've triedTo find the truth, I've even liedBut all I know is down inside I'm bleeding.And Super Heroes come to feastTo taste the flesh not yet deceasedAnd all I know is stil...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 17:12:00 GMT

Thomas Merton

Love seeks one thing only: the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward. - Thomas Merton, 1915 - 1968
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:27:00 GMT