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Wing

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm not into in this networking stuff. I only joined here so I can make fun of Joe and Emren - two total 'mo's I have the misfortune of calling ZBT brothers, who were going on and on about this MySpace gayness when we were heading to a pitch & putt course, which I shot a hole in one, hold the applause please. If you see either of these dipshits, don't let them into your secret friend club, or whatever the hell this is. That being said, if either of them have more friends than me, I'll shart myself. I can't let these two fudgepackers be more popular than me on a site I have no respect for. So friend-request me, and I'll glady add you, no matter who you are.

My Interests

The basic things about life. In no particular order...Eat, Sleep, Piss/Shit, Golf, X-Box and Pay Taxes

I'd like to meet:

Anyone thats not a tool. So don't be a tool!

Music:

Music nowadays kinda suck. So I listen to comedy. "The Ricky Gervais Show."

Movies:

Goonies (1st movie I ever saw in a theater), Office Space, Zoolander, Rounders, 40 Year-old Virgin and perhaps the worst movie ever made but I can't help but watch everytime it's on T.V.... Starship Troopers.

Television:

Before I give you my list, I like to thank the person that created DVR. I'm 90 percent sure it was some virgin pimpled face asian kid that graduated from MIT. You have my respect and appreciation. And because of you I am able to watch to all these shows whenever I want.Smallville, The Office, My Name is Earl, 24, Prison Break, Extra's and Caesar Milan, "The Dog Whiiiiisperer"

Books:

All Harry Potter's, all Dan Brown Books, and Tom Clancy's "Without Remorse"

Heroes:

Fictional: BatmanNon-Fictional: Joe and Emren for being an openly gay bottom.

My Blog

The Range

Welcome to my first every blog entry and I hope you enjoyed it. Last night I picked up Emren to go the driving range so hit some balls.  Emren wanted to practice the driver to get ready for his 1...
Posted by Wing on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST