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Borat

BORAT...JAGSHEMASH!

About Me


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My Interests

Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?

I'd like to meet:

A beautiful woman with who i can have sexy time.

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My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!

This is where I lives

Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.

Zodiac Sign - the Potato

Religion: I follow the Hawk

Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee

Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles

Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).

I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13> and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.

This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name

I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!

This Bilo son Boltok

I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!

Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?

Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.

This my friend Azamat. He is a fat
My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.
This is called a delicious apples

Music:

BORAT'S FARTS, BORAT'S shower songs,

Movies:

BORAT BORAT BORAT BORAT BORAT

Television:

Any Program In great U.S and A....yakshimesh! BORAT ALI G ALI G"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."

Books:

Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat. BORAT

Heroes:

have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan! My friend Azamat. He is a fat. Borat I am Sexy

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Posted by Borat on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST