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tha Jigger

...it was like a thousand wooden hookers touched me in the anus!!

About Me

Here's a pic of my twin brother, Todd and me at my sister's wedding. You know I'm hotter. Don't deny it.

Here's my sister, Beth, and my new brotha from anotha mutha, Andy, at their wedding. Yeah, that's right. It was that kinda party!!
Shit was OFF THA HOOK!!!

My Interests

I'm interested in writing, reading, graphic arts, music production, a good show always peaks my interest, and sex is a good time too.

How to make a Badalata
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts ambition
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
Name:

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet a three-breasted prostitute, like that chick from Total Recall. That'd be cool.

Click here to check out a pic:

THREE BREASTED PROSTITUTE

Music:

I LIVE 4 MUSIC!! I play keys, turntables, effects, computer programs, samplers, drum machines... If it's got a plug, I wanna play it!! I'm mostly into funk and hip hop, but I like a lot of shit. Ambient, trip hop, breaks, jam bands, rock, bluegrass, u name it.

Major influences include:

the Funky Meters
Medeski Martin and Wood
George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
Sly and the Family Stone
Herbie Hancock
Daniel Johnston
Earth Wind and Fire
Eric Clapton
Bob Dylan
(Albums, NOT LIVE!!)
Phil Lesh (and Friends)
Gov't Mule
DJ Swamp
Mix Master Mike
Rahzel, the Godfather of Noyze
Kool and the Gang
Black Eyed Peas
Sol.illaquists of Sound
Sugar Hill Gang
Electric Mayhem (here's lookin' at you, Dr. Teeth!!!)
Maseo Parker
Charlie Hunter
Miles Davis
Frightening Dick Theatre
the Killers
Radiohead
Sigur Ros
DJ Coldcut
Deep Banana Blackout
Blackalicious
Dilated Peoples
Tribe Called Quest
Beastie Boys
Universal Truth
Jurassic Five
Stevie Wonder
the Cut Chemist
Digable Planets
Common
Bullfrog
Kid Koala
Bullet Proof Space Travelers
Blues Traveler
Sly Chi
See Peoples
Pantera
DJ Qbert
DJ Babu
DJ Shadow
Pink Floyd
Aerosmith
(70's, not this new shit they call music)
Black Sabbath
KISS
Beck
Sage Francis
Atmosphere
Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra
Phish
Moe
String Cheese Incident
the Roots
the Pixies
Nina Simone
Oysterhead
Primus
3rd Party
Bjork
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers
(preferrably their earlier works)
Thelonious Monk
DJ Logic
David Bowie
Weezer
Jane's Addiction
Bass Bin Twins
DJ Dan
North Mississippi AllStars
New Order
Joy Division
Public Enemy
NWA
Rusted Root
Deftones
Incubus
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Peter Tosh
Dr. Mojo
Chemical Brothers
Led Zepplin
Simon and Garfunkel
and Paul Simon solo ;)
the Beatles
James Brown
Louis Armstrong
the Moody Blues
Bootsie Collins
Ozomatli
Talib Kweli
Xecutioners
Invisible Scratch Pickles
Mos Def
Galactic
Soulive
Allman Brothers
the New Deal
They Might Be Giants
Green Velvet
John Scofield
Steve Miller Band
and many others...

Movies:

I'm a sucker for movies, be it comedy, horror, thriller, action, romance, whatever. As long as it's good. I'm big into darker movies, black comedies, abstract indy films, shit like that. Movie list includes:
Pursuit of Happyness
The 300
Crank
Beerfest
Casino Royale
Barton Fink
Beerfest
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Click
Waiting
The Devil and Daniel Johnston
DejaVu
Pulse
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Batman Begins
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Secret of Nimh
The Big Lebowski
Talk To Her
Ray
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Meet the Feebles
Cold Mountain
Kung Fu Hustle
UHF
Kentucky Fried Movie
Shawshank Redemption
Prayer of the Rollerboys
City of Lost Children
Delicatessen
Amelie
Lost Boys
Kung Pow - Enter the Fist
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Night at the Museum
Scream series
Naked Gun series
Scary Movie series
Date Movie
Not Another Teen Movie
Along Came Polly
Little Buddha
My Own Private Idaho
Indiana Jones series
40 Days and 40 Nights
The Royal Tenenbaums
Punch Drunk Love
Unleashed
Bubba Hotep
Sin City
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Both)
Motorcycle Diaries
The Italian Job
Runaway Jury
12 Angry Men
Reefer Madness
Reefer Madness 2005
Constantine
Undercover Brother
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
A Clockwork Orange
Arlington Road
The Shining
Twin Warriors
The Enforcer
The Professional
The Godfather series
Casino
Carlito's Way
Minority Report
50 First Dates
Love Actually
Dirty Pretty Things
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Open Water
Jaws series
The Last Samurai
Fear of a Black Hat
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Rocky Horror Picture Show
2001 - A Space Odyssey
Being John Malkovich
Human Nature
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Adaptation
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Bring It On (you KNOW you love it!!!)
The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
Eyes Wide Shut
Butterfly Effect
Slam
Wave Twisters
Scratch
The Freshest Kids
Inside Man
Transformers
The Best of Youth
The Goonies
The Sultan Sea
In Her Shoes
Coach Carter
Beyond the Sea
Hide and Seek
The Sixth Sense
Gremlins
The Jacket
Batman Begins
Winged Migration
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Once Upon a Time In Mexico
The Warriors
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
Brooklyn Babylon
Super Troopers
Bruiser
Falling Down
Office Space
Big Trouble in Little China
Fallen
Spiderman 1 and 2
X-Men 1, 2 and 3
Hellboy
Girl, Interrupted
Hackers
Clerks
Clerks II
Batman
Beetle Juice
Johnny Dangerously
Mr. Mom
Night Shift
The Dream Team
Happiness
Storytelling
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Harry Potter series
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Garden State
Memento
Pi
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
House of Flying Daggers
Fearless
Hero (with Jet Li)
Hero (with Dustin Hoffman, Andy Garcia)
Drunken Master
Fists of Fury
Enter the Dragon
Return of the Dragon
The Crow
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Four Rooms
True Romance
From Dusk Till Dawn
Natural Born Killers
Stigmata
Star Wars 1 through 6 (although 1, 2 and 3 were kinda lame but went with the story well)
Dummy
Hitch
Spirited Away
National Treasure
In Good Company
Elf
Old School
Swingers
Made
PCU
Animal House
1942
Ocean's Eleven
The Notebook
Superstar
Bottle Rocket
Pirates of the Caribbean I, II, III
Million Dollar Hotel
The Ladies Man
Zoolander
Class
Undercover Brother
Anchorman
Austin Powers series
James Bond series
Alien series
Predator (hooray for action figures turned political figures!!)
Goonies
Gremlins
ET
Fantasia and Fantasia 2000
The Blues Brothers
Roxanne
Jerk
Parenthood
Cheaper By The Dozen
The Man With Two Brains
Blazing Saddles
Spaceballs
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood - Men in Tights
The History of the World Part 1
Gladiator
A Beautiful Mind
Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit 9/11
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Whale Rider
Coming to America
In America
Poolhall Junkies
Vanilla Sky
Magnolia
Crash
Rain Man
Young Guns 1 and 2
Freejack
The Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
Cocktail
Legend
Top Gun
Forrest Gump
Spun
Where the Day Takes You
Career Opportunities
Wizard of Oz
I ♥ Huckabees
Labyrinth
The Dark Crystal
The Iron Giant
The Muppet movie series
Disney's Alice In Wonderland
Secret Window
Oscar
Mr. Deeds
Anger Management
Twelve Monkeys
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Unstrung Heroes
Desperately Seeking Susan
Who's That Girl
Coffee and Cigarettes
Something's Gotta Give
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Easy Rider
Dukes of Hazzard
As Good As It Gets
The Witches of Eastwick
A Few Good Men
Run Ronnie Run
Training Day
Mystery Date
Assault on Precinct 13
Fallen
Philadelphia
Saving Private Ryan
Malcolm X
American History X
Death To Smoochy
Ricochet
Glory
The Terminal
Money Pit
Big
The Green Mile
The Whole Nine Yards
The Road To Wellville
Toy Story 1 and 2
Finding Nemo
Monsters Inc.
The Incredibles
That Thing You Do!
A League Of Their Own
Turner & Hooch
Joe Versus The Volcano
The 'Burbs
Dragnet
Splash
Little Monsters
Everything Is Illuminated
Misery
Snakes On a Plane
Dukes of Hazzard
The Mexican
Snatch
Fight Club
Seven Years In Tibet
Legends of the Fall
Kalifornia
Cool World
Thelma and Louise
Se7en
The Fifth Element
Resident Evil 1 and 2
Dazed and Confused
The Legend of 1900
The Shipping News
The Big Kahuna
American Beauty
Ordinary Decent Criminal
K-Pax
The Usual Suspects
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
The Ref
Pay It Forward
Gridlock'd
Matchstick Men
Heist
Welcome to Collinwood
Bringing Out the Dead
Face/Off
Con Air
Kiss of Death
Honeymoon in Vegas
Amos & Andrew
Raising Arizona
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Wild At Heart
Birdy
Mulholland Drive
Lost Highway
Blue Velvet
Dune
Hairspray
Cry-Baby
Cecil B. DeMented
Pecker
From Hell
Sleepy Hollow
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Where The Buffalo Roam
Caddyshack
What About Bob?
Ed Wood
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Edward Scissorhands
Big Fish
Nightmare Before Christmas
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
My Own Private Idaho
Matrix trilogy
Nightmare on Elm Street series
Friday the 13th
Eulogy
King of the Jungle
Shrek 1 and 2
Harlem Nights
Idlewild
Trading Places
Trains, Planes and Automobiles
I, Robot
Men In Black 1 and 2
Bad Boys 1 and 2
Independence Day
The Punisher
Swordfish
The General's Daughter
Get Shorty
Look Who's Talking
Grease
Psycho
The Exorcist
Repossessed
The Way Of The Gun
Basic Instinct
Taxi Driver
Midnight Run
We're No Angels
Waterworld
The Untouchables
Goodfellas
Cape Fear
Silence of the Lambs
A Bronx Tale
Awakenings
Good Morning Vietnam
The Birdcage
Mrs. Doubtfire
Wag the Dog
Jennifer Eight
Paycheck
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Johnny Be Good
The Pick-up Artist
Pretty in Pink
Chaplin
Back to School
Weird Science
Attack of The Killer Tomatoes
Intolerable Cruelty
Solaris
Three Kings
Boyz In The Hood
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Team America: World Police
Orgazmo
The One
Kiss of The Dragon
Artificial Intelligence
What Dreams May Come
Nine Months
FernGully: The Last Rainforest
Shakes the Clown
Dead Poets Society
Popeye
Man In The Moon
Waking Life
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
Good Will Hunting
Finding Forrester
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Me, Myself & Irene
The Truman Show
The Mask
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Earth Girls Are Easy
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
A Christmas Story
Bridget Jones' Diary
About a Boy
Who Is Cletis Tout?
3000 Miles to Graceland
Love Stinks
Very Bad Things
Murder in the First
Untamed Heart
Mobsters
Pump Up the Volume
Heathers
Gleaming The Cube
Legend of Billy Jean
Scarface
The Recruit
The Devil's Advocate
Scent of a Woman
Around the Bend
Catch Me If You Can
Basketball Diaries
Scotland, PA
The Prophecy
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
King of New York
Biloxi Blues
Brighton Beach Memoirs
Domino
In Good Company
The Freshman
She's Having a Baby
Footloose
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Project X
WarGames
Paparazzi
What Women Want
Chicken Run
School of Rock
Lethal Weapon series
Air America
Get Carter
Demolition Man
Blade trilogy
Oscar
Rocky series
Napoleon Dynamite
Over the Top
Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome
Spanglish
Eight Crazy Nights
The Waterboy
Mixed Nuts
Airheads
Dirty Work
Howard Stern's Private Parts
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
and many others...

Television:

I watch mostly movies, not so much TV. Shows I do watch include:
Heroes
Rock School with Gene Simmons
The Family Guy
Arrested Development
The Simpsons
Project Runway (BEST SHOW ON THE AIR TODAY!!)
Twin Peaks
The Three Stooges
Maximum Extreme Challenge (MXC)
Taxi Cab Confessions
Real Sex
Sex and the City
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Futurama
King fo Queens
Invader Zim
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab 2021
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Samurai Jack
Venture Bros.
American Dad
Robot Chicken
Dragonball
Dragonball Z
Dragonball GT
The Monkees
Seinfeld
Welcome Back, Kotter
Howard Stern
Reno 911!
Viva Variety
The State
Mad TV
Saturday Night Live (old shows)
24
The A-Team
MacGuyver
Mr. Wizard
Chappelle's Show
Home Improvement
Highlander
King of the Hill
Married... with Children
Monk
The Osbornes
Quantum Leap
Saved By the Bell
South Park
That 70's Show
Who's Line Is It Anyway?
The Wonder Years
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Crank Yankers
Insomniac with Dave Atell
Malcolm In the Middle
House
The Man Show
TV Funhouse
Drawn Together
The Surreal Life
Strange Love
Viva La Bam
Punk'd
Wildboyz
Best Week Ever
Motormouth
Iron Chef
Maxim Hot 100 (mmmm!!)
and others...

Books:


I LOVE 2 READ!!
So if anyone has any suggestions of books to read, let me know and chances are I'll end up reading it if I haven't already!! Books I've read include:
Currently Reading: Infinite Jest
Also Currently Reading: Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman
My Name Is Red
***
Midnight's Children
*****
A Million Little Pieces
*****
The Psychedelic Experience - A Manual Based on The Tibetan Book of The Dead
****
Slaughterhouse-Five
*****
Sounding the Inner Landscape
*****
A Child Called "It"
**
The Cabinet of Curiosities
****
Tuesdays With Morrie
*****
I, Lucifer
*****
A Hip Hop Story
*****
She's Come Undone
**
Down Home Grizzard: an Omnibus -
Don't Forget To Call Your Mama
Does a Bear Chip In The Woods
Southern By The Grace Of God
*
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: an Omnibus -
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Life, the Universe, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Young Zaphod Plays It Safe
Mostly Harmless
*****
The DaVinci Code
*****
Angels and Demons
*****
Deception Point
*****
Lolita
***
Wicked
****
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
*****
Dance, Dance, Dance
****
The Elephant Vanishes
***
Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
*****
Norwegian Wood
***
A Wild Sheep Chase
****
Kafka On the Shore
*****
Vintage Murakami
***
Sputnik Sweetheart
***
South of the Border, West of the Sun
**
After Dark
***
The Kite Runner
*****
Life of Pi
*****
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
****
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
****
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
*****
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
*****
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
*****
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
*****
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
*****
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: an Omnibus -
The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
***
Sunburn and Frostbite
**
A Wrinkle in Time
****
Tao te Ching
*****
The Tao of Pooh
*****
The Te of Piglet
****
Winnie the Pooh on Business
**
Siddhartha
*****
The Alchemist
*****
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
*****
PsychoNavigation
****
Ishmael
*****
My Ishmael
*****
The Story of B
*****
The China Fulan Gong
****
Falun Dafa
****
The Dancing Wu Li Masters: An Overview of the New Physics
****
Animal Farm
*****
Of Mice and Men
*****
The Pi Manuscript
*****
The Celestine Prophecy
*****
The Tenth Insight
****
and many others...

Heroes:

Kevin Bacon's character in Footloose. But don't make the mistake of thinking Kevin Bacon is my hero! Just that one character he played. Can't stop me from dancin, muthfucka!!
I'm also a HUGE fan of Kashif from America's Got Talent!!
Oh, and whoever should by chance one day KILL "W"! YOU'LL BE MY HERO FOREVER!!

BOOSHAKA

My Blog

Deep(throat) Thoughts

Hey, I just thought I'd get a few thoughts off my mind and into the myspace world, just to fuck with your sense of right and wrong:1) I agree with Pro-Lifers, abortion clinics should be closed. I feel...
Posted by tha Jigger on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:23:00 PST

My Trip to Kazakhstan Letters

Hey HEY everyone!! Greetings from the other side of the planet! Right now I'm in Kazakhstan with my beautiful wonderful cootchie cootchie cootchie coo wife and her very friendly family!! Things are co...
Posted by tha Jigger on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:47:00 PST

DO YOU WANT TO PIMP OUT YOUR PAGE???

For those of you that still have boring, simple looking pages and would like to jazz them up a bit, here's a basic tutorial I typed up to help you get on your way:For starters, you should go to this s...
Posted by tha Jigger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HONEY PIE by Haruki Murakami

I've boasted about how AMAZING this author is, so I decided to post a short story by him. I HIGHLY suggest reading it if you have the time, and I hope you enjoy it!!! Taken from "After the Quake", a b...
Posted by tha Jigger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JOBS

JOBS                The world is far too cluttered with financial obligations. All my life I aspired to accomplish something in the arts, bot...
Posted by tha Jigger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This Much Is Bound To Be

Back in the days when there were days to render,I remember the haze of those days oh so wellI was lost in a time before time was forgottenWhere something went rotten, an odious smellI was drifting alo...
Posted by tha Jigger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Free Your Mind

Do you know what it means to free your mind?To unbind the ties that rob you blindTo live out of love that hovers like dovesOr to bury your merry in a substance hug, a fluid drug.It's easy to shove awa...
Posted by tha Jigger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST