Christopher J Morris Esq - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I cried at the end of Short Circuit 2. That's all you need to know.

Dance with Bush! It features one of my favorite songs too by Junior Jack...

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This has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen
(Thanks Tonya!)

My Interests

Comedy, DJing, Karaoke, Xbox, Web Design, Dancing, Reading, Poker, Anime, Football, and Starbucks coffee

I'd like to meet:

Fatboy Slim, Eminem, people into philosophy or comedy, and any DJ who is as serious about the craft as I am!

Music:

I like all genres of music, but my main favorite groups/artists are Fatboy Slim, Eminem, Plump DJs, Urban Takeover, Motion City Soundtrack, Foreigner, Journey, Type O Negative, Timbaland and any 8-bit video game soundtrack.

Movies:

Just for Becky, here is a new putt putt game. Beware girl, this one is a bit trickier!

Television:

CSI, G4TV, VH1, MST3K, ESPN, and any other show or channel that has an acronym. Apparently I'm going to have to start watching Grey's Anatomy too...

Books:

Harry Potter, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, THE GREAT GATSBY! Any books on philosophy, religion, or programming, books that make fun of George Bush and the radical right, and pretty much anything by R.A. Salvatore

Heroes:

My Father R.I.P.

Christopher's Details Yo

Status: Awesome
Here for: Your Mom
Hometown: Sanfid, ME
Body type: 5' 9" / Love Machine
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Children: are delicious
Education: Sanford graduate
Occupation: Ruler of MySpace

My Blog

Random Acts of Kindness Week

Today Yahoo News put out a story about how it is "Random Acts of Kindness Week", and by some wacky coincidence, Valentine's Day falls right in there with it. This is of course to counter the late ...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

Fox News gives advice for Valentine's Day

I was happy to get some incredible tips from Fox News tonight as to what I should do for Valentine's Day. Being the swashbuckling bachelor that I am these tidbits will hardly apply to me, but I figure...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

Wendy's: Home of the Jerk Chicken

Has anybody seen the new Wendy's commercial yet, where the background music is Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun"? Obviously the guy picthing the idea to marketing had heard the song and though...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

Mac N Cheesefest 2007

First of all let me say that these pictures are being brought to you in no small part due to the efforts of Will Gamble, whose drunken diligence is a God-given gift in picking up my camera, and thanks...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Return of 24

In honor of the return of Jack Bauer, and his ultimate awesomeness, I have restored the top 24 friends on my page. It's basically no different than before, it's based on how much I talk to you on...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Counterpoint to yaaaawn....

I felt that, for the fellas out there, I had to come up with an argument for Tonya's blog. I'm starting with the bibliography so all of you can be sure of my impeccable sources. They are in no particu...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

Free Parking

This weekend and today I've won over $200 playing online poker. Who can I buy a beer for around here? Why thank you, me, I think we will have a beer shan't we? Oh why yes, 'twould be lovely. True true...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

Hey It's Flash Time!

Every ten blogs I get to post a new flash cartoon. That way there won't be any overlapping soundtracks when you view my blog in full. Enjoy! ...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST

Saddam to be executed tonight!

I can't even get Kinkos to work this fast when I order a rush job. Does somebody have a party to go to or something? Gee Danny, I have a date at six. Can we just hang him now? I'll owe you one. 10pm ...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST

Back to Maine

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope that you and yours have had a marvelous day enjoying the festivities and hoohah. Did you get that toy train that you had been asking Santa for? So it's official, as o...
Posted by Christopher J Morris Esq on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:42:00 PST