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Handsome Mcfancy

I know, lets have a spelling bee!!!!!

About Me

I am a silly man whom likes to kick the homeless while they sleep, kind of like cow tipping with human beings. Well sub-human. I like sleeping. Dreams are little movies that you never get to see the ending, I like that. I like drink and smoke. Is it bad if you take pain pills if your're not in pain?

My Interests

in·ter·est noun something that concerns, involves, draws the attention of, or arouses the curiosity of a person: His interests are philosophy, chess and pooping.

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Music:

mu·sic noun an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color(only if on really good drugs.)

Movies:

mov·ies noun A sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity. (Smokey and the bandit part 2 = greatness.)

Television:

tel·e·vi·sion noun An electronic apparatus that receives such signals, reproducing the images on a screen, typically reproducing accompanying sound signals on speakers and makes human beings dumber by the second.

Books:

book noun a number of sheets of blank or ruled paper bound together for writing, recording business transactions. It was put down in favor of the television.

Heroes:

he·ro noun a being of godlike prowess and beneficence who often came to be honored as a divinity. They usually let you down when you meet them. Superman is an asshole.

My Blog

So ya I uh .... what?

Today, I watched a commercial by Visa.  It was the one where the people are in line at a food court and everyone is using their visa cards.  They swipe then move.  Oh wai...
Posted by Handsome Mcfancy on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

Homophobic

I have this friend thats so homophobic. "How homophobic is he?" He's so homophobic, he won't eat nuts.
Posted by Handsome Mcfancy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST

Canadian football

Recently, I was watching the Canadian football league.  Its sort of like watching porn with two ugly people.  The people are there and their doing it, its just not fun to watch....
Posted by Handsome Mcfancy on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

chicken bone

When someone chokes on a chicken bone, I wonder if that chicken is in heaven laughing his ass off. 
Posted by Handsome Mcfancy on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST