The Artist is a Whore |
The true artist is a whoreShe's the kind of bitchWho pours her soul onto a worthless sheet of nothingSo that every pathetic voyeur in this world Can poke and prodCarving up little opinion hors d'oeuvr...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:16:00 GMT |
Apparently, Im a racist... |
Ok, so this happened last week at open mic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGXOfrNh4VkSo here are my thoughts:My open mic stint from November 28th 2008. I was heckled for talking about a te...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:53:00 GMT |
Bad Bush berry |
Tears.Nothing but tears.Why Gavin, Why?How do you go from this?
To this&
Uh&What?!?!Maybe I wouldn't be so angry if he didn't completely sound like a Backstreet Boy breaking out on h...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
God hates you AND smokes reefer! |
This is just worrisome.
But not in the way you think.First of all, it's irritating that Fox News cannot spell the word 'soldiers' correctly under Shirley Phelps Roper. The phrase under he...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
the end is near |
Let me the first to say that I love popular music. I love the fluff, the hype. I like the way the Yin Yang Twins and Lil' John sing about the strip club. I like how Cash Money just lists shit they ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT |
Part of me just died |
Ok, so I'm cruising around the net and find this video...
I know, typical crap. Crappy resolution, random chick dancing. Look again..THAT'S A BABY IN THE LOWER RIGHT HAND CORNER!!! ON THE ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:17:00 GMT |
ok, ok. time for happy video goodness |
I bitch a lot, so let me spread some happiness..
Ok, and now and oldie...Normally, this would be bad, but frankly, it’s artistic.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:28:00 GMT |
I have so much in common with strippers, its scary! |
I once told a friend that the only difference between a stripper and a comedian is that strippers are usually in better shape.We both work alone on stage. We both fill seats and sell beer. And at th...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:29:00 GMT |
"half of what I read" |
"I only believe half of what I read and a quarter of what I hear"I read that quote some time ago in a comment section of an online 'discussion' (read: flaming hot argument which called into question s...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:11:00 GMT |
Death is funny |
Heather Ledger died. Do you know the great thing about that? Now there cannot be a Brokeback Mountain 2.I know. I'm an asshole. It's true. I don't deny it. This jok...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:42:00 GMT |
