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Lia

The Puerto Rican Love Muffin

About Me

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Wow, where do I start. It's kind of an odd question.....tell me about yourself....where do you really begin?? I guess I can say that I'm a total extrovert, self confident, fun-loving, adventure seeking woman. I love to go out and meet new people, try new things, go new places....I'm always on the lookout for something new. I'm always up for anything. I am the most random person ever. Any of my friends will second that statement. I just moved from the remote state of Maine to Clearwater, FL on a wing and a prayer and a few hundred bucks and so far it's looking like a great move. I guess I'll write more later....if you have any questions I'm not scared to answer them ;-)%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A Free Myspace Pictures %D%A%D%A%D%A
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lia
Birthday: 5/27/81
Birthplace: Bangor, Me
Current Location: same place dammit....get me outta here!!!
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: I am the Puerto Rican Pilgrim.....please ask if you dare
The Shoes You Wore Today: hot BCBG stilettos
Your Weakness: Chili's Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Burgers
Your Fears: none at all
Your Perfect Pizza: Tesoro's Pepperoni, Garlic, and Green pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Ask Don
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it???
Your Best Physical Feature: My luscious boo-tay....they don't call me JLo for nuttin
Your Bedtime: what's a bedtime??
Your Most Missed Memory: innocence
Pepsi or Coke: I like Coke, but love all diet pepsi. wierd i know
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds all the way!!
Single or Group Dates: Single...group date later
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither don't touch the shit
Do you Smoke: Only when drunk. Then the question is smoke what??
Do you Swear: Like a dirty fuckin pirate
Do you Sing: all the time and i'm good no joke!!
Do you Shower Daily: only if necessary hahahaha
Have you Been in Love: not sure
Do you want to go to College: I'm there baby!!
Do you want to get Married: some day to the crazy guy that agrees to it
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: hell no....someone get me to the gym
Do you get along with your Parents: they are my best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes......best outside naked
Do you play an Instrument: the vocal chords....and i spin records....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybeee.........
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: about 7 times i can't get enough!! Honolulu Maki here I come!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: last thursday night! Karaoke baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup a bottle of Grey Goose from a rich drunk mofo
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: not before i beat them up
Ever Shoplifted: yeah when i was like 13
How do you want to Die: old and loved surrounded by my family
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a crazy bitch!!oh no, i'm there already. I actually want to work in a public relations firm.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: taller than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: stylish....no flannels and baseball caps please. Enough of that where i'm from.
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't care as long as you still don't do them all the time
Number of CDs I own: a bunch!
Number of Piercings: don't care as long as they don't look stupid
Number of Tattoos: don't care as long as it's good work...not jailhouse shit
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't regret.....learn.....
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What Alcoholic drink are you

tequila
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My Interests

Traveling, music, dancing, good food and drink, good stimulating conversation on any topic imaginable, school, work.

I'd like to meet:

just about anyone and everyone if I have my way ;-)%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A Free Myspace Pictures

Music:

I'm am a singer in my spare time. In the car, in the shower, on stage, in the studio. I also dabble in Dj'ing, but I haven't been on the 1's and 2's in a while considering there all packed up. But I love electronica and have an extensive record collection of it. I pretty much just love music. I really do like it all. fave bands/artists include alicia keys, Deep Dish, Kings of Tomorrow, AK1200, Aphrodite, Carl Cox, The Artful Dodgers, Craig David, audioslave, rage, sublime, mary J, biggie, Big L, Doors, Pink Floyd, Neptunes,Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Michael Jackson, George Michael, Aretha, Temptations, Smokey, Prince, Jill Scott, Madonna, Commodores (LIONEL) Whitney H, Bobby Brown, Nirvana, STP, GnR, anything with a hot beat that I can shake my BOOTAY to.

Movies:

OOOOOHHHHH good one. Hmm off the top of my head.....top gun, dirty dancing, pretty woman, thelma and louise, seven, HUMAN TRAFFIC!!!!, Citizen Kane, Memoirs of a Geisha, Crash, Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, Snatch, Pride and Predjudice, Wonderland, Erin Brockovitch, Commando, Lionheart, Kiss the girls, Shawshank Redemption, Dead man Walking, Ten Commandments, Funny Girl, Gladiator, Glory, Roots, The Color Purple, Schindler's List, Apocalypse Now, The Deerhunter, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Traffic, Domino, Cinderella Man, Purple Rain, The Golden Child, Beverly Hills Cop 1,2,3!! Sophie's Choice, The hurricane, Hustle and Flow, Monster, Blow, Spartacus. My tase in movies is a wacked as I am, honestly. Totally runs the spectrum.

Television:

OK, this is where the totally trashy girly side of me comes out. I love any and all cable TV trashy reality. namely anything on VHI, Etv, or MTV. I do also love Anthony Bourdain no Reservations....and also stuff on bravo and A

Books:

I love autobiographies..... specifically Q the autobiography of Quincy Jones, Scar Tissue- Anthony Keidis, Memoirs of a Geisha, any Grisham Book, I love short stories by Ambrose Bierce, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, 1984, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Leaves Of Grass, The Color Purple, Oedipus Rex, The Republic, Communist Manifesto, too many and too varied to name them all.

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

things not to do to your waitress......

OK America, (and Canada you cheap motherfuckers), it's time to ante up and take note of the almighty waitress/server.  We are your servers, not your servants.  Don't be confused.  I'm s...
Posted by Lia on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

ouch

OK.....my friend dave attell is now bringing television to a whole other level.  I am now seeing gay men in Boise Idaho get their dicks pierced.  where is the FCC when you really need the...
Posted by Lia on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:46:00 PST

Dave Attell is my hero

well....where to begin. Can't sleep so I'll just write.  I'm up right now watching Dave Attell Insomniac on Comedy Central.  He's in Philly, one of my fave cities.  Now seriously, I ...
Posted by Lia on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:44:00 PST