Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro

About Me

Yo. I'z be from duh Cape. Cape Elizabeth and shit. I'm stylin' and profilin' and lighting up the town y'all. I'z be so bright they're gonna have to rename duh place from 2 lights to "3 lights." Cuz thats how I be yo. I'm looking for Bitchez, ho's, single mom's, anyone that i can jump and shit. Send me your titty pics, ho's, and I'z be considerin it and shit. Thugs don't be frontin' cuz I'll take your shit out! Stay from the IGA cuz that's my turf yo. Yeah, you see me with my pack of Newports and you back duh fuck up. Cuz second hand smoke in duh cape is lethal yo. Thug wars. Yeah. Bitches represent!

My Interests

Thug life, Bean Suppers, Spinnin,' chillin with my homies. Drinkin 40's and just clubbin it. Old School.

I'd like to meet:

Big asses and Big titties. For real. I mean Big ass ones ho!

Music:

50 cent, Kanye West, Ice Cube, Young MC

Movies:

New Jack City, Colors, Finding Nemo

Television:

Sisters, Hanging with Mr Cooper, Will and Grace.

Books:

are things that I will beat yo muthafuckin ass with.

Heroes:

Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X, and Don Knotts

My Blog

Interesting

I'm thinking about going to college.
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

New song fo ya'll

I'z be needin a reson to keep on livin' . When all these bitches doin all this givin' It makes it hard to want to do any chasin, when i spend allz ma time jizz facin. Deez hoe...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

Raining and shit.

All dis rain is pissin me off yo. My muthafuckin afro looks like sum sort of tarded poodle or sumtin. My mamzie is shovelin water outta da basement while I be rockin my X box, smokin blunt...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

Dayum. Keep 'em comin ladies!

Times is tough yo. Sheet.
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

Muthafuckin Eastah.

I fuck da Eastah bunny in da clinky clank, put my gun right in her stank, shows youz folls who is da king, tossin away her engagment ring, true thug dat da Dae glo is, kich da bitch out once i jizz, y...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

I need a ho

To kick it with fo' a while. One wit some hot ass girl friends that i can do while my ho be raggin it and shit. oh, and one who can cook my ass some mean fried chicken and shit. Holl...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

snow outcha mutha fuckin hizass!

This shit be cold yo. How iz I suppozed to get any mutha fuckin pussy with this weather and shit? My ma won't take me to brownie and Sad girls hizzy. This pisses me ...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:13:00 PST

Yo Fuzz

So-Deez foolz are all out here sayin I ain't fo real. Well youz best back da fuck up-cuz Dae-Glo iz da real deal all. I'z mess yo day up yo. Like when I'z gone and messed my room up...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

Winter iz comin'

So I'z be gonna throwin snowballs at all deez hoes. Day need to back da fuck up yo! I'z only be one man gurl! Dayum.
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:59:00 PST

Mo bitchez, Mo problems yo.

Bitchez be real! Every god damn mutha fuckin time, bitchez be looking to IM me and shit. What in the God Dayum be they talkin bout? They'z be sayin, I want to IM ya. What the fuck is...
Posted by Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:37:00 PST