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About Me

I am Charlie. Charlie likes to fuck. Bitches love me because they know that I can fuck. Charlie also likes bitches that enjoy fucking other bitches. If you want my friendship you must offer me one of the following. . . a sandwich, your sister or money.

My Interests

Sleep, bitches, food and gambling.

I'd like to meet:

I am sponsoring another local girls week in mid-Dec! The sluttiest local girls make the top 8 and recieve as prizes, a Charlie Blake blow-up doll, astroglide and a napkin. Contestants must be female and willing to do slutty things. Sorry no heavies.

Music:

I used to list all of my friend's bands in here but fuck them.

Movies:

I love movies but honestly most actors and actresses should have their faces punched in. Quit taking yourselves so fucking seriously and read the lines they wrote for you you fuck. Sorry thats just how I feel.

Television:

The main source of light in my life.

Books:

Books?!!

Heroes:

All of my heros are dead but if you are a male between the ages of 17-26 and I am not your hero then you should admit that you're a fag and head downtown, look for a dick to suck and ponder which hairdressing school to attend in the fall.

My Blog

Fuck you and your "emo" band

I'm warning you now that I'm in a pissy mood. Don't like it? Well then fuck you faggot.I am starting a new rule book. Actually they aren't really rules but you should take them as so or I'll ask Jesus...
Posted by charlie on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST

My submission for the Nobel Peace prize for literature

You're all a bunch of FUCKING CUNTS!Thats right I said it. No one else around here is gonna say it but you can suck my balls bitches because I already said it and in fact I'm gonna be saying "cunt" al...
Posted by charlie on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:30:00 PST

You can't get there from here

I travel a lot for work so I spend a lot of time driving from town to town and I frequently have to stop for gas, coffee, cigarettes and whatever just like everyone does. Sometimes I get twinkees with...
Posted by charlie on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

I have mind control over squirrels

In case any of you had thought that I had changed my ways I am sorry to inform you that I tried, I really tried but I fuck you I had to quit that job. It sucked so I quit and spent the last week playi...
Posted by charlie on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

I live in God's closet and its filled with toys

I haven't written a blog in a long time but since its 1am and I just got done eating a half eaten hamburger that I cooked in the microwave I figure that maybe it's time.Things have been busy so I have...
Posted by charlie on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:57:00 PST

Why if you are a woman you probably need to shut the fuck up

You want to know the truth about men? Men are stupid. ALL OF US ARE! But not as stupid as you think . . . . here are some things that you might want to know about us We don't lift the toilet seat ...
Posted by charlie on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:45:00 PST

Nursery rhymes, fat bitches and monsoon season in maine

Yeah so I just got home from a long weekend of traveling, rain, fast food, fat chicks and more rain. I absolutely hate the stupid snow but the rain gets depressing after a few days of it. I feel like ...
Posted by charlie on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:28:00 PST

Your grandma gave good BJ's

Yeah I've been bored. Wicked bored actually. I guess two weeks of unemployment will do that to almost anybody. Really I got nothing to do nowadays. I have been spending most of my time either sleepin...
Posted by charlie on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

chairs+snatch=laughs

Hey everybody how is it going? Really? You don't say? Oh yeah I just remembered that I don't care. Where the fuck are all the pictures I asked for? I got 200 sluts on my friends list and not on...
Posted by charlie on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST

paste of laos cure

I hate to say it but . . . . . .if you have to beg for shit then you probably don't deserve it. Someone is going to get mad at me for this but I really don't care. You knew what you were getting int...
Posted by charlie on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:31:00 PST