Fuck you and your "emo" band |
I'm warning you now that I'm in a pissy mood. Don't like it? Well then fuck you faggot.I am starting a new rule book. Actually they aren't really rules but you should take them as so or I'll ask Jesus...
Posted by charlie on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST |
My submission for the Nobel Peace prize for literature |
You're all a bunch of FUCKING CUNTS!Thats right I said it. No one else around here is gonna say it but you can suck my balls bitches because I already said it and in fact I'm gonna be saying "cunt" al...
Posted by charlie on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:30:00 PST |
You can't get there from here |
I travel a lot for work so I spend a lot of time driving from town to town and I frequently have to stop for gas, coffee, cigarettes and whatever just like everyone does. Sometimes I get twinkees with...
Posted by charlie on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST |
I have mind control over squirrels |
In case any of you had thought that I had changed my ways I am sorry to inform you that I tried, I really tried but I fuck you I had to quit that job. It sucked so I quit and spent the last week playi...
Posted by charlie on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:15:00 PST |
I live in God's closet and its filled with toys |
I haven't written a blog in a long time but since its 1am and I just got done eating a half eaten hamburger that I cooked in the microwave I figure that maybe it's time.Things have been busy so I have...
Posted by charlie on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Why if you are a woman you probably need to shut the fuck up |
You want to know the truth about men? Men are stupid. ALL OF US ARE! But not as stupid as you think . . . . here are some things that you might want to know about us
We don't lift the toilet seat ...
Posted by charlie on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Nursery rhymes, fat bitches and monsoon season in maine |
Yeah so I just got home from a long weekend of traveling, rain, fast food, fat chicks and more rain. I absolutely hate the stupid snow but the rain gets depressing after a few days of it. I feel like ...
Posted by charlie on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Your grandma gave good BJ's |
Yeah I've been bored. Wicked bored actually. I guess two weeks of unemployment will do that to almost anybody. Really I got nothing to do nowadays. I have been spending most of my time either sleepin...
Posted by charlie on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST |
chairs+snatch=laughs |
Hey everybody how is it going? Really? You don't say?
Oh yeah I just remembered that I don't care.
Where the fuck are all the pictures I asked for? I got 200 sluts on my friends list and not on...
Posted by charlie on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST |
paste of laos cure |
I hate to say it but . . . . . .if you have to beg for shit then you probably don't deserve it. Someone is going to get mad at me for this but I really don't care. You knew what you were getting int...
Posted by charlie on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:31:00 PST |
