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taryn

socially awkward since 1976

About Me

I make jewelry.

I'm gonna tell you about how I love New England. It's my favorite place. I've been all around the world, but I love New England best. I might be prejudiced. But it's true, I love New England best.

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My Interests



jesse vondoom, violet vondoom, my dead dog zombie, my puppy thor, monkeys, ninjas, pirates, pillaging, riding bikes, composting, gardening, planting, sowing, solar panels, finding better ways to leave a smaller footprint here, growing my hair and/or bangs out, having bikes, tattoos, making jewelry, missing boston, art, finding a good coffee substitute, punching and/or making fun of people, espresso martinis, bombay sapphire, making pizza, tofu, tulips, negra modelo in the summer, making shitty paintings, knitting shitty scarves, swimming(in the ocean), museums, sundays, kissing, laying in the grass, jerry orbach (r.i.p), abraham lincoln, boots, crossword puzzles, david cross, kneesocks, rambling on , sleeping in, eating breakfast, reading books, being a wiseacre, cooking, tiny mix tapes, trash picking, trying to play guitar, spring, fall, horseshoes, embroidery, felt, scrabble, frank sinatra, audrey hepburn, steve martin, peanuts in the shell, jason varitek, bill mueller, ugly things from the 70's, russian nesting dolls, pad thai, tylenol pm, thrift stores, new shoes, cleaning, bowling, comics, looking at art (paintings mostly), monographs, being loud, cooking w/my sweetie, quilts, long showers after being out in the rain all day, scones, being mean, laughing my arse off, my volvo, making fun of the 'burlesque' craze, holding grudges.
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I'd like to meet:



a video store on the west side.

Who I Don't Want to Meet:
people whose profile pics feature: blood, guns, abs, lingerie, cars. people who can't spell or punctuate above a third grade level. yankees fans. people whose photos resemble a beaver hunt spread (always reminds me of the 'girls with low self esteem' video series on 'arrested development'), people who pimp out their page with a 24 pt. comic sans font, or put some bullshit photo in the background that makes the profile totally unreadable. people who write in all CAPS, seriously. and no, i really don't care to watch your sevendust video. people who write 'i busted your comments cherry!' as a first comment post. i mean, jesus. i am constantly blown away by how ridiculously vain, inconsiderate, illiterate, and presumptuous people can be -- i hope this site is a skewed sampling of society, or we're completely fucked. no wonder the terrorists hate us.

Music:

yes please, and lots of it.mostly/lately i like:smog devo holly golightly the bags sufjan stevens of montreal dinosaur jr. guided by voices

Movies:

goonies, me and you and everyone we know, rushmore, breakfast at tiffany's, bottle rocket, punch drunk love, rivers & tides, the princess bride, royal tennenbaums, garden state, la strata, dig!, dirty rotten scoundrels, true romance, rock and roll high school, cool hand luke, better off dead, big fish, pee-wee's big adventure, bad news bears, confessions of a dangerous mind, dazed & confused, wet hot american summer, the baxter, i heart huckabees, joe versus the volcano, the jerk, the life aquatic, the burbs, 200 cigarettes, fletch, four rooms, caddyshack, UHF, what about bob?, the professional, city of lost children, the sandlot, serial mom, rasing arizona, heathers, mean girls, the muppet movie, the muppets take manhattan, on the waterfront, outside providence, the money pit, amelie, three amigos, election, high fidelity, pecker, x-men, harry potter, indiana jones, star wars,shaun of the dead, in & out, old school, spaceballs, the big lebowski, lord of the rings, major league, say anything, wedding crashers, 40 yr old virgin, the usual suspects, death to smoochy, young frankenstein, swingers, detroit rock city, the man with two brains, go, heathers, batman begins, you get my drift.

Television:

baseball, lost

Books:

i like comic books, art books and books about pirates. Right now I'm reading a really good book about Andrew Wyeth.

Heroes:



My Blog

jesus, i am screwed.

Another RI quiz that pretty much guaruntees I'm here to stay. Yowsa. Youze are 100% Rho Duylanda  Wikked Smot, did ya graduate from You-Ahh-Eye? Not for nuthin but why dont you treat yourself...
Posted by taryn on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST

eric likes grey.

1. Where is the last place you held hands?walking to Forty Steps with Jesse2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?(i say no, but i'm leaving this here so everyone can see just how awesom...
Posted by taryn on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:43:00 PST

My boyfriend is dead.

Long Live Zombie ..I love you buddy.
Posted by taryn on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

file extentions

border="0" alt="You are .jpg You are very colorful. Sometimes you forget things, or distort the truth. You like working with pictures more than words.">Which File Extension are You?...
Posted by taryn on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

i am also completely rational.

*What is the single largest item in your house?my couch i suppose.*How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?not so great.*What type of computer mouse do you use?none. i have a lapt...
Posted by taryn on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

bah.

..> 1. Plans for spring break? oh i don't get one of those. 2. Last person you talked to on the phone? my dad 3. What's your favorite curse word?wtf or 'shizz' 4. W...
Posted by taryn on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

just to be sure....

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island.  Chances are, if you ...
Posted by taryn on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

should i be happy about this?

You are 100% Rhode Islander!  A bucket of Quahogs to you! You are clearly a true RIer! Give my love to those many little villages with semi-unpronouncable names, and eat a lot of clam cakes. ...
Posted by taryn on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

yes candi, I'm at 15.

get the intervention ready.MYSPACE SCATTEGORIES...it's harder than it looks! IT REALLY IS... Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, ...
Posted by taryn on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

14

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?Yes. Lots of times, for all sorts of reasons.2. What's something you MUST do before you die?visit europe, buy a house.3. Are you single?no4. Wh...
Posted by taryn on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST