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paul

wimps and posers, go on, get out, leave the hall!!

About Me

Gods of war i call you, my sword is by my side. I seek a life of honor, free from all false pride. I will crack the whip with a bold mighty hail. Cover me with death if i should ever fail. Glory, majesty, unity hail, hail, hail.

My Interests

dungeons and/or dragons

I'd like to meet:

a wizard

Music:

They said nobody would believe us.Who could believe such a crazy story?I could hardly believe it myself.They had destroyed everyone I loved.Our reaction......was only human.Revenge, hate, remorse, despair, pity......and, most of all, fear.I remember feeling all those things as I watched the bombs explode.How I hated them.

Movies:

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Television:

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Books:

Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars...

My Blog

i think myspace is plotting to kill me

there's this thing on my myspace home page, im sure you have it too, a "sponsored links" section, where my myspace spys on me and tries to tailor its advertisements to my general interests. im sorry t...
Posted by paul on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

the ugly truth about todays youth

a crisis of near epic proportions has recently come to my attention! whilst riding through the campus of the local university on my bicycle i witnessed a startling and unsettling sight: the youth of a...
Posted by paul on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:31:00 PST

open letter to a greyhound bus driver

dear bus driver: i'm on to you. perhaps you thought we were all asleep, but i saw what you did. im not threatening you in any way, i just want us to reach an understanding... it wouldnt be fair for...
Posted by paul on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:48:00 PST

i guess so...

You scored as Neutral Good. A Neutral Good person tries to do the 'goodest' thing possible. These people are willing to work with the law to accomplish their goal, but if the law is corrupt they are...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

with a whimper

a long time ago (im going to say 9 years ago) i was in a zombie punk rock band called the scared stiffs. our first show was halted by the police after 4 songs. i cant imagine what they were thinking w...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades

maybe im not as observant as i like to think i am. youd think i would have smelled how incredibly inebriated bowman was when he picked me up, but i had no clue. typical bowman. thats what i chalked up...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so now you know

i get probably a dozen friend requests a week, though not because i am particularly popular or handsome, or even friendly. more often than not its from a band or business that wants to "befriend" me b...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

okay, now THAT was sarcasm...

id like to send a quick note off to my neighbors, the kids upstairs. firstly, id like to congratulate you on your romantic bath last night. it really must have been something special for you not to ha...
Posted by paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST