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FUTURELIAM 3036

I am the milkman of human crapiness.

About Me

I'm 32, aging straight edge dork, married to a wonderfully crazy woman named Sarah. I have a 6 year old son named Owen Chicago and a 3 1/2 year old daughter named Esme Jamestown. I used to be way more involved in the whole punk thing, but nowadays I mostly focus on the family and working on our big old victorian. I do tech support for a living which kind of sucks, but it pays the bills and lets me *********** all day, so it's not that bad. I live in NewEngland where the donuts are plentiful and the drivers are angry. See lots of goofy baby pics and stuff at http://www.grayfamilia.com

My Interests

Pop Culture, Macs, Small cars that go fast, Old East Bay punk, Sarcasm, Old houses, Home improvements, Shenanigans, Big Butts, Linoleum, Ikea, New Urbanism, Urban Development, Old Houses, Modern Architecture, Urban Planning, geeky technology crap, Donuts, TiVo, Hating Sports, Stupid Tattoos, Straight Edge, My Kids, Family, More Donuts.. width=

I'd like to meet:

Ass Wranglers, hootchie mamas, Bugout Society, Ted Rao, Rob Phelps, members of Sewer Trout, ruffians, hooligans, Ne'er Do Wells, The kind of people that would spend great amounts of time and energy installing a 350 V8 into a Volvo 240 Wagon, Nerds, The Noid, Beans Baxter, Anyone who has ever released a record on Very Small, Turbojugend, Headbangers, people with bigger eyebrows than me, adoring fans, Inflatable Children, Urkel, Stupid Tattoo Enthusiests, Mac Dorks, Fuckin Punx

Music:

EARLY MAN, Kool Keith, 7seconds, Judge, Against Me, Crimpshrine, Sewer trout, Side By Side, New Bomb Turks, Zeke, Misfits, Devil Dogs, Slayer, NWA, ODB, Born Against, Bugout Society, Crucial Youth, Straight Youth, GRUDGE, Gay Sportscasters, Terror, SPAZZ, Kamala and the Karnivores, FID's, Mole People, Amazing Royal Crowns, Rorschach, Inflatable Children, Jawbreaker, Swiz, DYS, Wilco, Jayhawks, Rip Offs, Andre Williams, Apples In Stereo, Cocknoose, Antiseen, At the Drive In, Eisley, Fifteen, James Kochalka, Descendents, Cringer, J Church, Captain 9's and the Knickerbocker Trio, Blatz, DWARVES, Barracudas, Wu-Tang Clan, Weakerthans, Surrogate Brains, TURBONEGRO, Inquisition, Strike Anywhere, The Sonics, Sparta, Poison Idea, Pleasure Fuckers, PIST, Tegan and Sarah, Gorilla Biscuits, Filth, Crucial Youth, Benny Sizzler, Boneyard, The Wurst, Steel Pole Bathtub, Melvins, SamBlackChurch, The A.G.'s

Movies:

Crimewave, Myra Breckenridge, Over The Edge, Evil Dead, Rushmore, Old School, Suburbia, Donnie Darko, Chinese Torture Chamber, Kicking and Screaming (1996), Suspiria, Lost In Translation, The Icestorm, Blood Feast, Star Wars, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Dawn of the Dead, Home for The Holidays, Secretary, Bad Santa

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Desperate Housewives, DEGRASSI, Veronica Mars, Property Ladder, Any smutty reality show crap on Showtime, Weeds, The Office, My Name is Earl, Entourage

My Blog

Lets do another survey

Random Questions 1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? No.2. Are you gay? Nope 3. Do you have hairy legs? Very much so. 4. Do you like monkeys? I love them. Especially when they are doing somethin...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:09:00 PST

Leeron's History of Childhood TV Watching

As a child (and now as well I suppose) I was obsessed with Television. Part of this was probably due to the fact that I grew up in a hippy household and didn't even have a color TV until 1986, never m...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Survey Time

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name? Joseph How big is your bed? K I N G What are you listening to right now? Someone loudly talking about batteries What are the last...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST

Survey Time

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name? Joseph How big is your bed? K I N G What are you listening to right now? Someone loudly talking about batteries What are the last...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST

Survey Crap

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?Yes. 2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?The ass 3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?Mosh Pits! 4. When is the last time you got drunk and danc...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

Weekend Wrapup

Friday - flew home from "Hotlanta" aka "Rectum of America". What an awful soulless dreadful city. Got back to casa Gray around 2pm. Took off with Jeremiah around 3:30 to get O-dogg from school. J...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST

Nerds create ugliest UPS ever

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Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

Return Of Shindig

The greatest radio program in the history of frequency modulation makes a mighty return to the airwaves this Friday night, March 24th on 90.3 WRIU. From 1992 to 1998 Shindig Punk Rock radio revolution...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST

1996 Survey

Ten Years ago, it was early 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.10 years ago.....Q1) How old were you? 21Q2) What grade were you in? Uhh, Gast Sta...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST

Deeze Nutz

So Sunday afternoon I took a drive by the new Dunkin Donuts prototype store in Pawtucket. I find that it only makes sense that given Rhode Islands bizare Dunkin Donuts density we would also be home to...
Posted by FUTURELIAM 3036 on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST