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Wilderness

I Had A Thought Once........I Think........

About Me

..Hey, fuckies! I'm Wilderness D, from the land of pee pee! I'm from Kentucky, so you better not let me around your cat, dog, ferret, pig, chicken, cow, or sea monkey. I drink the finest moonshine and screw every hole I see! I used to scream and play guitar in a hillbilly band called, Bludshot, but now I just play with myself!!!!I got laid off at the slaughterhouse I worked at because I screwed the animals instead of killing them.....sometimes after!Now I hang out with my stryofoam buddy, Americup. We ship school bus parts to innocent victims, wack off on everything, and dance!Oh, lordy......I've keeled every crain bell....I mean brain cell I've ever owned.Pelt me with pebbles! NOWWW!!!!!!!
Which Tarot Card Are You?
Which drunk are you?
You're white trash kinda drunk
You hang out in the backyard of the trailer with buddies listening to Ratt all night and that cheap beer is gettin to ya, that's what life is all about ain't it? Rock on....

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William Gregory Deters's Aliases


Your movie star name: Guts Jack
Your fashion designer name is William France
Your socialite name is Panama
Your fly girl / guy name is W Det
Your detective name is Snake Lloyd
Your barfly name is M&ms Beer
Your soap opera name is Gregory Raintree
Your rock star name is Butterfinger Snot
Your star wars name is Wil Detnat
Your punk rock band name is The Tired Dildo The Amazing Meganame Generator
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Your last words will be... "FUCK YOU!"
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My Interests

Fucking trees, screamin up my lungs, stickin sharp things into my body, kicking your dog, stealing your clothes, sending shockwaves through your nipples, eating people, dancing with your grandma, digging up your dead relatives, nipple belts, pissing on random things, playing the clitar, letting you play my skin flute, and fucking your ear hole.

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Holes to stick my wee wee in.........

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Heroes:

Myself!
Max CavelleraEd Gein
Kurt Cobain

My Blog

Americup Idol........

Don't ever fuck with Americup.....or..........watch the Idol..........because...........Wilderness will rape you!...
Posted by Wilderness on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

I Left Americup Home Alone!

Don't worry.........I came home to him..................See 2nd video for the 'climax'!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

The Death Of Gay Torade!

Don't hit on Americup unless you have a vagina.......or...........a spout!!!!!!!!Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

Amerioz - Part Two

Satan possessed Wilderness and made Americup have a lovely LSD trip!Stay tuned for the conclusion!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

AmeriOz - Part 1

Apparantly, Satan visited us...........stay tuned for part 2! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

I Sang A Song To Americup!

Enjoy, and..............We love you all........... ...
Posted by Wilderness on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:00:00 PST

My Best Friend From Grade School Is A Sex Offender!!!

So, yeah.....like, my bro called me today and said he saw my old friend on a sex offender website page thingy.......   I checked it, and it was my old  'best' friend from grade school.  ...
Posted by Wilderness on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

Ameripot!!!!!!!!!!!

My little buddy finally experiences the wonders of the green mind altering substances!!!! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST

Legs Up!!!!!!

My work buddy C-Jay and I love puttin them legs up in the ayyyyyyyyerrrrrrrrr!!!!   Huh huh........Huh huh........
Posted by Wilderness on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Wilderness, Guitar, Mario Bros, And Animals In Pants!

All I wanted to do was play a nice jingle for you, but those pesky damn critters in my pants always FUCK it up! ...
Posted by Wilderness on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:42:00 PST