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Doctor Satan™

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

1st off, I am completely anti-establishment!! I drink too much beer, I smoke way too many cigarettes and I like to chew my pills, I also enjoy smoking a little hash every now and again and have been known to flame internet douchebags!! I lOVE dirty sex and thrive on self indulgence, I can be an evil motherfucker or an absolute pussycat depending on the situation and my mood, if you don't like what you see or hear you may kindly sod the fuck off!!

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My Interests

Ghost hunting, obscure music, film and history, cooking, bubble baths, poking around in old cemeteries, urban exploration, setting shit on fire, collecting vinyl, video games, porn, making shit explode and playing with hand guns...

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, perverts, midgets, drag queens, strippers, porn stars, hookers, side show freaks, rockers, hellbillies, scumfucs and anyone that will bail me outta jail or give me a ride home from the pub!!

Music:

Guitar Wolf, KISS, The Lunachicks, Hank III, The Business, The Cramps, Ministry, PSYCHIC TV, Minor Threat, The Melvins, Butt Trumpet, Christian Death, Godflesh, Bauhaus, Body Count, The Cult, Van Halen, The Stooges, The Police, The Stones, The Who, The Runaways, Joan Jett, Cheap Trick, Lennon, The Beatles, GG Allin, The Tossers, Monsterbait, Superjoint Ritual, Mercyful Fate, Balzac, The Misfits, The Business, Samhain, Early Danzig, Turbonegro, The 4 Skins, Black Flag, Angelic Upstarts, Naked Raygun, Screeching Weasel, The Riverdales, Agnostic Front, Dead Kennedys, Mr. Bungle or anything Mike Patton, The Exploited, Johnny Cash, The Meatmen, Cock Sparrer, Randy and the Finks, FEAR, Mudhoney, Suicidal Tendencies, Bowie, ABBA, Blondie, Thrill Kill Kult, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Nashville Pussy, Pungent Stench, Brujeria, Anal Cunt, Macabre, Gwar, Cancerslug, Meat Shits, Sex Machineguns, Incantation, Kill Allen Wrench, Snap-her (thanks Andi!!), The Mummies, The Dickies, 45 Grave, Butthole Surfers... And tons of other shit!!

Movies:

Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!!!

Books:

The Satanic Bible, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, The World According to Garp, The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Wrinkle In Time, Biography of Satan: Exposing the Origins of the Devil, The Southeast Asian Book Of The Dead, Chicago Haunts and More Chicago Haunts... Just to name a few!

Heroes:

I dig Cash!

My Blog

GG Allin built my hotrod...

That's why I got 2  dui's and who know's how many outstanding warrants!!!
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST

Today.....

I was at the pub and this random chick came in and asked to use the phone, My friend Tony and I noticed that she was wearing flip flops, It is fucking cold and snowing here!!! Anyhow, on  my way ...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

Whoever is breaking into my place....

Will either be stabbed multiple times in the groin or shot point blank in the face, I know who you are motherfucker and you will feel my wrath, Come on and test me one more fucking time and you will d...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

This aint Pee Wee’s Playhouse you dumb, fat bitch!!!!

This is, Find a new place to get high and eat your swag pizza... You have been warned!!! ...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:59:00 PST

My trip to the ER... What they think I have....

So, yeah... I fucking broke down and went to the ER a few days back, seeing as I can hardly walk and can't sleep at nite, this is what they came up with in the emergancy room, I must follow up with a ...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

The mystery of frozen yogurt as told by me...

Yeah, So what happens is these corporate douches feed me all these organic foods, like hydroponic grown berries, Non dairy and lactose free chocolate and my personal fave, seeweed beer, yeah... You t...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:45:00 PST

What a fucking weekend!!!!!

So, Yeah.... My girl was out of town.... This 48 year old chick with fake tits decided to crash here all weekend and rip me off, I got into a fight with this limey that lives next door for barking bac...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:39:00 PST

Shells and cheese...

Is way better if you mix in a fuckton of salsa... that is all...DS
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

I just got outta jail...

Funny how some asshat can threaten to shoot you and after you call the cops they show up and they don't take the offender away, they ran my shit and as it turns out I had a warrant in Rock Island Coun...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST

Yesterday was rad!!

I was at my parents house doing laundry and informed by my dad that my grandmother, aunt and uncle were convinced that I am on meth cuz I had the shakes at my cousins wedding the other nite(my neighbo...
Posted by Doctor Satan™ on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST