Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true

About Me

I've been crowned a Metal Princess. Simply complex with a penchant for plaid skirts and sarcasm. I love my son Donavis and my daughter Francis. My boyfriend Chad is the sweetest man I've ever met... he's my #1, for life. If you know me, you might love me too! My friends are my family... don't fuck with my family. Music is my life. Excited by the color purple. No patience for shitty drivers. I'm a ninja. Hugs are the best therapy next to laughter and I'm good at both. Mountain Dew is my friend. Red Stripe is my favorite beer, followed by Bud Light. I prefer to drive cars with a manual transmission. Lewis Black is my nigga. Snickers are rad. Someday I will rule the world... or maybe just my house, that I will call "the world". I don't accept band requests... if I like your band I'll let you know. Got a question? Ask. I've got a little Captain in me. Now I'm off to party like it's 1999! My AIM is TMPTRS6RIP Brian
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You're the most evil person you know.
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Your Birthdate: May 12
You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame.
You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them.
Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing.
You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship.
Your strength: Your charm
Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics
Your power color: Indigo
Your power symbol: Four leaf clover
Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Black and white photography. Tall boots. Smoking and toking. Bruises. Ice. Rope. Beer. Safety pins. Mens dress clothing: vests, ties, pinstripe suits, suspenders. Furry coats. Roller coasters. World domination. Watching my friends play video games. Kicking ass on Burnout 3. Colorful socks. Shoes. Movies. Traveling. Hair---color and style. Tattoos and piercings. Hockey. Meeting awesome people. Making clothes. Going to concerts.... I love music.

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I'd like to meet:

I've met Rock Stars, Rappers, Models, Pro Skaters, Pro BMX Riders, An NHL Player, Actors, and a Porn Star... so, I'm pretty much down with meeting anyone... as long as they're cool.

Music:

This is going to take forever........I give up. Too many to name. Plus, it's like trying to pick your favorite child and I hate forgetting names.

Movies:

Anything by Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Vincent Price, Rose McGowan & Gregg Araki. 80's B+ movies (mostly set in high schools), Interview With A Vampire, Cemetary Man, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D. The Gate, Goonies, What Dreams May Come, The Sixth Sense, Pirates of the Caribbean, Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball Run I & II, Frailty, The Matrix, Broken Lizard movies, Scream, Freddy Got Fingered, Haggard, anything CKY, House of 1000 Corpses. Stir Crazy, The Toy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Jerk, Office Space, Grind, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Clueless, Empire Records, Trainspotting, anything by Quentin Tarantino, anything with Christina Ricci, KIDS, Tart, BULLY, Smokers, The Hole, American Splendor, Full Metal Jacket, anthing by Kevin Smith, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Pitch Black, SLC Punk, Go!, Private Parts, Adam Sandler movies, Boondock Saints, Pootie Tang, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, the Dark Crystal, A Clockwork Orange, anything with Corey Feldman, Gummo, Crash, Saw, Blazing Saddles.........there's more, but you probably don't care.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Viva La Bam, History Channel, The Food Network, Bravo, DIY, The Brak Show, Fairly Oddparents, Cow and Chicken, Nip/Tuck, LOST, Prison Break. SCARRED. Comedy Central is the shizznit. R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg.

Books:

Patricia Cornwell, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Stephen King, The Da Vinci Code, The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test, Little Girl Lost by Drew Barrymore, blah, blah, blah.

Heroes:

Elvira, Heather Brooke, Jenna Jameson, Lil Brudder, Aiden................ "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE." -DC

My Blog

Gabe's Godsmack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ98uLl8ajc Learn a valuable lesson from Gabe Simon....
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:18:00 PST

Sorry guys.... I was dying. A true story, by me.

So I just wanted to let everyone know that I haven't been avoiding you or whatever. On Jan 31 I had surgery to remove a large cyst on my left ovary. I'd been avoiding surgery for a year and finally de...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:00:00 PST

94 views?

So I glance over at the stat box and notice it says 94 views this week for my blog. Who is looking at my blogs?What kind of person reads the mindless banter I type?I don't have that many readers, nor ...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

Friendship

He said "You used to not be afraid to tell people what you thought, but you decided not to speak to me about anything that was going on"... I'm still not afraid to tell people what I think. I also don...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:50:00 PST

And the winner is............

Me! We got moved into my new place. Got Donavis's room painted and I'll start on Frankie's tonight or tomorrow. It's so nice to have all this room. Frankie is standing up on her own and gets brave eno...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

And the sun breaks through the clouds once more

The rays of hope spilling all around me....Going to get a car tomorrow. All mine. Yay! Also going to look at a place in Marissa. Yeah it's a lame town but it's not East St. Sparta. I'm not really down...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:57:00 PST

Things in Perspective

So after much thought and delibration, I decided that my relationship with Kentucky wasn't where it should be. I wasn't happy and couldn't see how he could be either. We aren't together anymore. We're...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

Edit: moving to Sparta

So yeah, fuck Murphysboro... I'll be living in SpartaWhich is probably for the best anyway. I just want to thank Destiny... you are the raddest chick I know.So if you want to hang out with me give me ...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:49:00 PST

Mama I'm comin home

Bought the tickets last night. July11th. Depart Newark Liberty Int'l at 9:30am and arrive at Lambert-St Louis Intl at 12:54pm. Those are one-way tickets. That's right folks, in case you didn't know ...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

Pirates

Went to the new theatre at Garden State Plaza to see Pirates: At World End. It was good, long, but good. So long that I nearly missed Keith Richards when I went to get a refill on our Coke. Mind you, ...
Posted by Temptress666 I make Chad's dreams come true on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:26:00 PST