Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back

About Me

Welcome to Gen X, We push the limits, bend rules of nature and live our lives to the Extreme!! in everything we do. X-hilarating! X-treme!

Snowboarding used to be considered Xtreme back in the day... Now you need to have a set of endangered California Condor wings surgically attached to your spine. Catch some air bra'. EXTREME!!!

They don't fuck around in the WWF. EXTREME!!

Nail art doesn't have to be just a polish you know... EXTREME!!

My Interests

When practicing your religion of choice, it is important to remember to be EXTREME!!

Mountain Dew, official drink of the EXTREME!!!!.

Who'd of thunk, wild deer think humans smell EXTREME!!!

EXTREME balls!!!!

I'd like to meet:

EXTREMELY health conscious.

EXTREME badass Steven Segal.

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!! EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!! WOOWOOWOOWOOOOOOO!!!!!

Music:

Elton John, Timmy Red, u2, Dave Mathews Band, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Police, Keven Federline, Avoidance of a Doubt, Shakira, Rolling Stones, Violent Femmes, Billy Joel, The Decemberists, Right Said Fred, The Misfits and Raffi... really though, that one kinda goes without saying, 'cause who doesnt like Raffi?
EXTREMELY suggestive.

Movies:

Showgirls, You Got Served, Swept Away, Troll 2... Anything that is SO BAD it is good. Forrest Gump, Life Is Beautiful, West Side Story, Adaptation, Sideways, The Graduate, American History X, Sunset Blvd., Friend Green Tomatos, Stripes, Lost in Translation, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, Harold and Maude, Pete's Dragon, The Goodbye Girl, Fight Club, Easy Rider... well that seems like enough of a variety. Just remember my number one rule, NO TALKING ANIMALS OR BABIES!!!!!!

Television:

Little House on the Prairie. Lame but I dont care. Lost, Six feet under, Carnivale, Nip/Tuck. Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, all of these mind you I watch on DVD, I am not really a fan of TV itself, I like to skip the commercials and spend at least 4 hours at a time with Pa and Laura Ingals.

Books:

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Dr. Laura is the expert on living the good life.
To Kill A Mockingbird, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Fight Club, Childhoods End, Keep The River on Your Right, The Motercycle Diaries, Lolita, Harry Potter, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Shopgirl The Amityville Horror... Not to be confused with the movie...not the same thing. I also am a huge fan of the magazine HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN. I like to find all the hidden objects.... ..

Heroes:

Just an EXTREME whale and horse.

My Blog

Take Avril Lavigne to Katrina!

These are some thoughts, by Avril Lavigne On dealing with her incredible success"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

Whatever Jay Leno is smoking... I want some

So I found this posted as a bulletin, it really made me mad. Please read on, Im sure it will tickle your funny bone too...JAY Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....It's long but wor...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:40:00 PST

My thoughts on The DaVinci Code and Abba

So the other day I watched The DaVinci Code, it wasn't very good. I did however, read the book and loved it. No, love, love, loved it. However, I understood it was just a book, it isn't true. It does ...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

Click it or ticket... the update

Anyone who knows me, knows how crazy upset I have been for the past three and a half weeks over "Click it or Ticket". In summary, there are these traffic update boards all throughout the freeways of ...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

Harold and Maude, Hollywood Forever Cemetary, June 9th

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, June 9th... this Saturday, bring a blanket, some snacks and drinks and we watch one of my all time favorite movies under the stars in a perfect setting, a cemetary. ****...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

Do you love someone this much?

I ask you, before you read this heartwrenching tale of love and sacrifice, hum a few bars of Pearl Jam's cover of "Last Kiss" and think of that someone you love.... and remember this is a TR...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

The origins of Grendel's Mother

I have been using "Grendel's Mother" for a few years now and nobody has questioned it, until now. I keep getting emails from people asking me why "Grendel's Mother"? Why not "HBPrincessSuperStar"...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Want to know how to make me VERY angry?

Sit behind me and talk all the way through a movie. I can't stand people who do this. I hope all of you who feel it is perfectly ok to talk about whatever is on your mind while in a movie get your tou...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Grendel's Mother isn't a very good sister

So I have been talking to my poor baby brother Timmy lately about how horrible I was to him when we were kids. The more I think, the more I remember some very mean and nasty things. For example: 1)&nb...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:25:00 PST

Magic Mountain is for Lovers

I went to Magic Mountain on Saturday and I just wanted everyone to know that I have never seen so many lovers, of all ages, in one place. If you look to the left there are people making out while...
Posted by Grendel's Mother is bringing X-treme back on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST