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Kemme Fatale

so awesome it hurts

About Me

Everyone who knows me is well informed of my outspoken sarcastic wit, and my highly contagious use of retired "olde" english.I wish I was raised in the Appalachain Mountains and had completly perfected the use of the fine instruments known to most of us as "the spoons" or "the jug". I dont care what you say, bozo, they are dang fine serious instruments...hmmpf!John 3:5-8 ..."The truth is, no one can enter the Kingdom of God without being born of water and the Spirit. Humans can reproduce only human life, but the Holy Spirit gives new life from Heaven. So don't be surprised at my statement that you must be born again. Just as you can hear the wind but can't tell where it comes from or where it is going, so you can't explain how people are born of the Spirit." (NLT)...MY SIS, BB!! .. Best friend and honorary sister..KELLY D.!!!! .. ..

My Interests

Vaudeville,lame jokes,glam rock(sometimes I resent Nirvana for the death of this!) jazz, buck dancing,the saloon style piano,midnight bikerides, Supermarket Sweep,Rock Harbor and Reality L.A., yogurt covered consumables,making weird music and noises,the mouth trumpet, being creepy, Pop Rocks,Teddy Grahams,stupid dopey dogs, and Studmuffins... Ahhh..Killer clown John Wayne Gacy. .. .. .. I LOVE MY DOBRO!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a pervert.
Myspace Contact Tables.... .. Its all about him....MR. TINY DANCER!!The Newest member of the family, Woolington Bixby!! .. ..

Music:

Dirty 3,Leon Redbone,Love,Melanie,Hazel Dickens,Howlin' Wolf, Woody Guthrie,all forms of SHOEGAZE and SOUL,Tim Rose,Ramblin' Jack Elliot,Karen Dalton,Maximilian Hecker, Bonnie Prince Billy(Will Oldham)Papa M, Piano Magic,Petula Clark,The Crystals,Ahmad Jamal,Doctor Sparkles,Pentangle,Tom Waits,Jolie Holland,Moby Grape,Otis Redding,Shadows of Knight,Taj Mahal,Jules,Chocolate Watchband, Strawberry Alarm Clock,StereoTotal,Beau Brummels, Nick Drake, Hank Williams,Elvis,The Zombies, The Standells, Abbey Lincoln,The Sonics, Wes Montgomery,NICK CAVE(in either The Bad Seeds,The Birthday Party or Grinderman ), Ketty Lester,The Hellacopters, Gabor Szabo,Roy Orbison,M. Ward,Bill Monroe,Sarah Vaughn,Crosby, Stills,Nash and Young(only liked Neil Young when he played with them boys!), Hank Snow,"The Man"-Frank Sinatra, Butthole Surfers, (seriously dumb question. Needless to say, I love music.) .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Movies:

Legend, The Dark Crystal,Suicide Club,Desperate Living, Harold and Maude, Phantom of the Paradise,The Wild Angels,Live Forever,Spirited Away,All FELLINI flicks,,Searching for the wrong-eyed Jesus,Polyester,Lost City of Children,La Dolce Vita, La Strada,Riot on Sunset Strip,Death Becomes Her, The Red Violin,Breaking the waves,Quadrophenia,Boondock Saints(cant wait for Boondocks 2),Heathers,Hairspray,Connie and Carla,Willow, Uncle Buck, Coalminer's Daughter, Girls will be Girls,The 3 Amigos,Thumbsucker,Clifford, The Burbs,Alice's Restaurant,A River Runs Through It,Dark City,Less Than Zero,All the Harry Potter movies,An Affair to Remember,Murderball,Love Actually,Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,Return to Oz, To Sir with love,Flowers in the Attic,The Big Lebowski,Drop Dead Fred, She's out of Control, Coneheads,Blow, Welcome to L.A., Easy Rider,My Stepmother is an Alien, Brainscan,Angus, Imitation of Life, and on and on and on!! A supreme stud .. .. .. .. Oh WOWIE WOW WOW..supreme studmuffins! ....and Divine is one of my favs!! .. .. .. .. dang..the official king of all studs...

Television:

Im addicted to Roseanne reruns and I love the box set of Freaks and Geeks, and these are ok(mostly all rerun shows):The Adventures of Pete and Pete,My so called life,Salute your shorts,shows about serial killers, and Twilight Zone reruns(old ones only)Oh, and if you actually enjoy watching M.A.S.H. I'm gonna have to kill you. .. ..

Books:

The Holy Bible,Stiff, Whats the difference?, More than a Carpenter,The Company She Keeps, Chasin The 'Trane,Battle of Jerusalem, The Two Babylons,Take A Walk On The Dark Side, Godless and How To Talk To A Liberal(By Ann Coulter..shes awesome!) Murders Mysteries, Hostage to the Devil,Bohemian Manifesto,Exorcism: Fact or Fiction, Embraced By The Light,The Cigarette girl, Angela's Ashes,John Eldredge trio(Wild at Heart, The Sacred Romance and Journey of Desire), 100 People Who are Screwing up America,Poems by Robert Frost,The Giver, Blue Like Jazz,Through Painted Deserts(anything Donald Miller), Book of Secrets, Undaunted Courage,any literature by Oscar Wilde or C.S. Lewis(contradicting I know..haha).

Heroes:

The Original Perverted Humorous Drunk... W.C. Fields, Dr. Art Davis(my mentor), Alfred Hitchcock,Rod Serling,and Famous Amos!. .. /img

My Blog

days of ole...

These are interesting...my fav is about the dead(naturally i like the creepy stuff!)>>>>    Most people got married in June because they took their yearlybath in> May, and still smelled...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:11:00 PST

dang..i wish i could argue this well

..> Read this all the way through, even if you are not, "Religous," which is just a word to describe the abscence of Believing in something greater than Man...God vs ScienceA science professor be...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Tiny D.'s Bday party...

Here's some of the pics from my puplet Tiny Dancer's 2nd bday party!!The Happy Birthday Boy......His bday present(soo handsome!)His delicious Peanut Butter cake made just for him!Anxiously awaiting a ...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Are You a Flake???

But let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and your 'No,' 'No.' For whatever is more than these is from the evil one.{Matthew 5;37}Be a man or woman of your word.Do not make false promises or say Yes when you mean ...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

I Double Dog Dare You....

  To take my Quiz!!! Its Fun!!!   http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0607181 55252-876892& ...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:06:00 PST

Great Quote.........

One of the best quotes of the month  was spoken by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes,  tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms  tearing up the country from o...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

A well executed evil plan...

is what the wireless phone companies have accomplished!!! have you ever noticed that when you call someone's cell phone after the stupid blah blah message they leave(i.e. "hi this is Nancy!" blah blah...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:24:00 PST

Rhett said it best....

Scene kids.... the new bro "In there attempt to be so different and stylish scene kids have failed to notice that they arent better than anyone.. your deisel or seven jeans arent original and in fact...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:14:00 PST

Muahahahahahaha!!!!

Affixation- suffocate Impale- to pierce with a sharp stake or point Incinerate- To burn Maim- Injure or wound seriously and leave permanent disfiguration or mutilation Decapitate- cut head off Dismemb...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 03:08:00 PST

blah...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Kimberly Ann F. Birthday: July 6, 1982 Birthplace: Newport Beach, CA Current Location: Huntington Beach Eye Color: green Hair Color: brown Height: ...
Posted by Kemme Fatale on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:09:00 PST