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Mike

About Me

I make movies and get stalked by dipshits. When I'm not doing either of these things I'm usually writing nonsense on Mike Trubs. or sharing laughs about Timmons Jr.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joey Silvera and Cindy Sheehan. Then I want Joey to fuck Sheehan in the ass.

Speaking of which... Why don't y'all add me as a Netflix friend? Just follow the link and you'll be able to see all the shitty movies I rent! ( I think you need to be a Netflix subscriber, though. Sorry, Farm.)

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My Blog

Australia!!!

      Australia really is the best country in the world!  You should all come here...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:45:00 GMT

The Power of Two / Isnt Technology Vonderful?

Ok, so the blog is titled, "The Power of Two" and since it was mysteriously deleted the first time around, I type it again for the second time.  Weird enough. Anyhow, I've come to the conclusion ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:41:00 GMT

Get ready for the big one, kiddies!

Wow. That's all I can say about this one.  I would say this is the greatest of all chain letters.  It's epic in scope and left me wanting more.  I cared about the characters and adore...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:25:00 GMT

The spiralling shape will make you go insane...

Yesterday I went to Universal ShittyWalk-- with Jon Don and his friend from Florida, also named Mike.  The place is always packed on Saturday night with a putrid blend of slicked up cholos and to...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:15:00 GMT

Why sex hurts girls

Anyone who knows me knows how superstitious I can get.  So naturally, whenever I get one of these bulletins I must repost it in order to save myself from impending doom. Read on if you wish ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 13:49:00 GMT

Burned at the flank steak.

Cornelius talks to much. Humberto is getting there. Don't piss on my reality, Dreamer. ***original post removed***
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 21:22:00 GMT

Leave a tender moment alone

Why is it that so many people feel compelled to share the most intimate details of their lives with complete strangers over the internet?  I just spent $100 on a brand new non-myspace blog and I ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:26:00 GMT

The Ugliness of Music in Blogs and The Beauty of Guns N' Roses.

The good news is this: I am not a music guy. Never have been.I don't need to back this up, but I'm willing to serve up a little proof in this big bowl of chocolate puddin' I call 'Blog.' When I was 15...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 23:27:00 GMT

The lamest thing I've ever read.

Well, almost the lamest thing I've ever read.  I'd save that honor for a few other choice blogs frequently read by Farm and myself as a way of boosting our self-esteems (Anyone out there praying...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:23:00 GMT

The twink mystique

I'm a big fan of the 'nography.  Anybody who knows me is fully aware of this.  Fan might even be too light a term; I'd go so far as to label myself a connoisseur of the art. I'm fascinated ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:09:00 GMT