My dog shithead. My thermos and my ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp. I don't care about another thing, not one. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
You. I know we just met, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
"Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy
so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too. "
LISTEN TO ME SING!!!!
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