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Patrick Maliha

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About Me

Yep, it's me; Patrick Maliha, The artist formerly know as The Balki Jesus (I just cut my hair). I'm now hosting a segment called, "UR at The Movies" on Urban Rush and 1410 CFUN. You can watch the Urban Rush segment on Shaw TV here in Vancouver, Fridays 5:45pm, 7:45pm, 11:45pm, 1:45 am and Saturdays at 12:45 noon. I honestly don't think the show gets enough air time. You can listen to the radio segment every Friday morning from 11:00 am - 11:30 am on 1410 CFUN on the Nic & Val Show. I'm also the co-host for the national TV show The New Driver's Seat. You can find the website here The New Driver's Seat: The next generation in automotive television! I'll try to update my calendar so that people will actually know where and when they can see me. If all else fails you can always message me. Oh yah, and if you want you can watch the Crappy Animation episodes I did for a show I was the head writer and co-producer for called, Off Centre Television www.OCTV.ca . Yes, I do all of the voices :-)
OCTV Crappy Animation: Simpson's!!

OCTV Crappy Animation: Muppet Fiction

Crappy Animation Halloween Special
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My Interests

Movies, Stand-Up Comedy, Muscle Cars, Fudge, Steak, Cunnilingus, Anything & Everything Elvis, Anything & Everything Curious George, Midget Wrestling, Rollerderby, The Hilton Sisters, The Olsen Twins, Your Mother. Get your own games at myspacegames

I'd like to meet:

You. Seriously, I think you're cool. I would also like to meet people who are willing to get their Fash' On!!

Music:

All of my favourite singers are dead; The Doors, Janis Joplin, Led Zepplin (OK, only the drummer is dead, but still!!), Nirvana, Foo Fighters, 50 Cent (live with it!!), Tom Waits, Neal Young, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed, Old School Country (See 50 Cent), Bob Dylan, The White Stripes, Anything Emo.

Movies:

Only the really, really good ones. 'Cause I'm a professional film reviewer and I'm a pseudo-intellectual snob.

Television:

The Simpson's, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Soprano's and my guilty pleasure is - American Idol!! Sorry, but Canadian Idol just sucks donkeys.

Books:

Dr. Seuss: Oh, the Places You'll Go!, all Curious George books, Heart of Darkness, the Kid Stays in the Picture, The Art of The Deal, Boom/Bust/Echo, The Tipping Point, Holier Than Thou, The Game (Ken Dryden), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything by John Douglas, The Alienist, Generation X, Wednesday afternoon comic day.

Heroes:

Batman and Donald Trump. Both of them made it without any super powers. Just hard work and a rich daddy.

My Blog

I LOVE doing radio :-)

So as some of you may or may not know, I do a little film review segment every Friday on Urban Rush here in Vancouver called, "UR at The Movies with Patrick Maliha." (Every Friday on Shaw TV at 5:45pm...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

All Dish washing/washer liquids are not created equal.

This past weekend I discovered that all dish washing liquids are not the same. In fact some are meant only to be used to hand wash dishes and others are to be used only for automatic dishwashers. Soun...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:10:00 PST

Yesterday I Woke Up FAT.

So I woke up the other day and discovered that I was fat. The worst part about it, is that it all kinda snuck up on me. We've all heard stand-up comics say things like, "How do you get to be 400 lbs!?...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

Letters From Camp

OK, I was cleaning out my office today, because I must have hit my head when I got hit by that car and all of a sudden became responsible. As I was cleaning and culling I came across a whack of o...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

Poker night with the boys OR Blogs that should have posted a few weeks/months ago :-)

OK, a few weeks ago, maybe even a month ago, we had our semi-regular poker night with the boys. Now because I was totally whacked out on meds (I still had my leg in the soft cast at the time) and I wa...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

Sometimes Things Don't Work Out The Way They're Supposed To

OK, last night (Saturday) my first sketches that I had written for mainstream TV was supposed to air at 11:30 pm on KVOS on a Rock Interview/Comedy Sketch show called, Off Center Television....
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

My FIRST TV sketches are on... ummm... TV!! :-)

Well for the first time in my life some sketches that I wrote are going to be on television. Well that's not entirely true. Back in 1993-94 I wrote and starred in a stellar (and by "stellar" I mean "s...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:58:00 PST

From Joy to, "What the F.&!?!?" in two short hours

OK, now this is one of those examples of, "Hey, live life to the fullest. You never know when you could be crossing the street and get hit by a car."  - literally. This past weekend of April 8th ...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:06:00 PST

The most offensive thing you could ever say on stage.

OK, now this isn't one of those goofy, funny, play on words things where I say that the most offensive thing you could ever hear onstage is, "Ladies and gentleman, your headliner - Carrot Top!!" Even ...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST

My Dog Pepper

Here's my dog Pepper. We rescued her from the pound. She's part Lab, Blue Healer, Shephard and maybe a little bit of Coyote. She loves to chase rabbits, cats, rats and little dogs that get in her fac...
Posted by Patrick Maliha on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST