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Steven Pearl

You're Gonna Lose, Man

About Me

Hi all. My name is Steven Pearl. I'm 52 years old, my face is 33, my hair is 26, my attitude is 19 and my knees are 107 (Ya can't win 'em all!) and I have been a professional stand up comedian since 1979. I've worked all over the planet and have performed all throughout the U.S. of A., Canada, England, Australia, Mexico, Japan, Korea and Guam (yes). Just taking it easy now and performing locally in Southern California where I live. Here's a link to the beginnings of my shiny new site so's you can read more about my exploits, misadventures and horseplay along with some cool pictures - http://filmwisela.com/steven_pearl.htm . I like meeting cool intelligent people, 'specially of the female type, and of course a sense of humor is a MUST!!! Currently single and loving it and spend a lot of nights at home when I'm not out doing a set somewhere. I've been everywhere a few dozen times so a good time to me is usually being at home with one of the 387,669,412 cable channels I get although I have nothing against going out for a good time, especially if there's good company, comedy or music involved. I smoke but I don't drink (alcohol is legal so I figure there's something wrong with it) but I don't mind if anyone does as long as they can handle their buzz. Not particularly interested in getting hitched at the moment but if I meet the right one, who knows??? I love good music, cartooning and drawing, all dogs, a good vehicle to ride in, swimming, walking, laughing my ass off and life in general. That's all for now and if I think of anything else to say I'll add it. Later, gators and gatorettes... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KRJdvQa2H0c

My Interests

Movies, performing, good music, drawing, walking, swimming, keeping the bowl full, joy riding, laying around and being a couch barnicle (couch potatoes are lightweights!), stalking Fabian, rocking, rolling, bopping, strolling and hunting the elusive Menninite.

I'd like to meet:

I've met pretty much everybody I've ever wanted to meet. The list includes John Lennon (in 1976 in front of the Dakota Apartments where he lived. I asked him when the Monkees were getting back together and he cracked up and said "Good one!", jumped into a cab and disappeared down the street), Johnny Winter, Edgar Winter (who are both good friends of mine and have been big time musical heroes of mine forever) and I even met Lenny Bruce when I was 10 years old although I didn't know who he was at the time. As for people whom I'd like to meet but can't cuz they died before I was born - I'd like to have dinner with Jesus Christ, Al Capone, Albert Einstein and Adolf Hitler. Now THAT would be some conversation! Pass the nails, machine gun, blow dryer and sauerkraut, please.

Music:

Any and ALL good Blues including the King himself, Muddy Waters, some Jazz (Charlie Parker is God!) as long as it has a beat and a melody. No spacy stuff, Beatles, Johnny Winter, Edgar Winter, Bob Dylan, Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Janis Joplin, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Charlie Christian, Billie Holliday, Cass Elliot, Ella Fitzgerald, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Sly Stone, early James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Allman Brothers WITH Duane, The Who WITH Keith Moon, Some Grateful Dead, Asylum Street Spankers, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Santana, John Lennon solo, George Harrison solo, Good 1950s ass kickin' Rockabilly and Rock and Roll including Buddy Holly & Eddie Cochran (my heeero!), Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Hank Williams Sr., early George Jones, Spiro Agnew (just wanted to see if you're paying attention), some Elvis, Some Springsteen, Spike Jones, Tom Lehrer, Jimmy Bryant (killer session guitarist from the 1950s), Danny Gatton (killer session guitarist from the 70s - 90s), Les Paul (killer session guitarist from the beginning of time), The Ramones, my good buddy Jon Paris and just about anything played and/or sung with heart, soul and a LOT of talent.

Movies:

Too many! Godfather 1 & 2, Goodfellas, Glengarry Glen Ross, Any and all Marx Brothers movies, Dog Day Afternoon, Key Largo, White Heat, Glory, Tombstone, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, American History X, Hells Angels on Wheels, Psych Out, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, La Bamba, any good documentary on music, gangsters or the Civil War, anything by Ed Wood, and about a zillion others.

Television:

The Simpsons, the Family Guy, the News, David Letterman, the Sopranos (Hey, did they do a number on Vito or what?!?!), Pip the Piper, Spunky & Tadpole and TV Land to relive those magic memories.

Books:

Double Cross - The Sam Giancana Story, Tales of Terror by Alfred Hitchcock, The Christ Conspiracy, Frank Zappa's Autobiography - The Real Frank Zappa, Sometimes a Great Notion by Ken Kesey, In His Own Write by John Lennon, Three Steps To Heaven - The Eddie Cochran Story by Bobby Cochran, any good books about the Civil War or Gangsters, and biographies of people I admire and people I despise.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Muhammed Ali, John Lennon, Ghandi, John Glenn, Johnny Winter, Edgar Winter, Frank Zappa, Mozart, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Robert F. Kennedy, Eugene McCarthy, Bill Graham, Mr. Natural and Curly Howard. More to come!!!

My Blog

All the News That’s Fit to Snort

This article appeared in a Florida newspaper a while back. Don't know if it's true, but it's funny and that's all that counts. When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, an...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:19:00 PST

The Ron Jeremy Experience?

LOS ANGELES - Vivid Entertainment has announced its most unusual celebrity porn star to date: Jimi Hendrix.  "Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape" will premiere today online at www.hendrixsextape.com, wit...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

John McCain?!?! NO WAY!!!

In November of the year of our Lord, 2008 we will elect a new President. I always thought no one could be worse than the waterhead who is running America into the ground George Duh-Bya Bushy Boy, but ...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST

Words of Wisdom from Uncle Lee

Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler Corporation fromit’s death throes? He has a new book, and here are some excerpts.___________________________________________________ __________L...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Tournadoes of Comedy at the Improv on April 8th!!!

Blue Iris’s Tornadoes of Comedy Show The one and only Blue Iris from the Howard Stern Show will be presenting "Blue Iris’s Tornadoes of Comedy" show at the Improv, 8162 Melrose Ave., Ho...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

Po Po Lindsay!

So finally someone with talent gets in trouble with the long arm of the law instead of the Paris Hiltons, Nicole Richies and the Anna Nicole Smiths who should never be in the news for a...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST

Asylum Street Spankers Rule!!!

Check out these guys and gal. I hope they play in L.A. soon. The I.Q. of this town would go up at least 17 points. Well, for that night anyway. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8 http://...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:58:00 PST

Paris Hilton, Locked Up and Sprung.

Whenever I hear the name Paris Hilton my first reaction is "Who cares?" I don't know why the media puts her and other people like her who don't do anything and are famous just for the sake of being fa...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

In Memory of Fred Burns, Comedian

My very good friend and one of the funniest Comedians I ever knew named Fred Burns died over the weekend. Fred was all of about 5 feet tall and was on crutches his whole life. I don't remember what di...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Don Imus/Michael Richards Incidents

Holy jumpin' giraffes! Just when the Michael Richards incident starts to calm down, that chowderhead Don Imus opens his big stupid mouth and gets himself canned! Whatta class A dope! I never was a fan...
Posted by Steven Pearl on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST