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Dan Barton

You'd best go home and put on your daddy's shoes because this is a man's game.

About Me

Stand-up comedian, actor, writer, performer, award show enthusiast.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other comedians. People who like live comedy. People who book comedians. People who come see comedians, and they watch the comedians and then laugh at their comedy.

My Blog

why you haven't heard from me in a while

If you haven't heard from me in a while, it's because I'm consumed by Oscar madness. I'm here at Hollywood and Highland getting ready for this Sunday. I'm writing the three-hour countdown show for TV ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:22:00 GMT

Personals ads

Have you noticed that the women in the ads for personals web sites are about ten times hotter than the women you actually find when you join?
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 21:32:00 GMT

HOOK 'EM!!!

I added a lot of you out there because I searched for fellow UT alumni. I'm surprised there isn't a group devoted to us Longhorns, especially since that was a cheap shot/late hit on Colt McCoy by the ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:03:00 GMT