JOKER

Hi, I'm Jeremy James Brent. I'm finally putting my real name in the profile as I resume doing a little performing here and there and get the feel for it back. I hesitated to call myself a perfomance artist, or comic, for the past few years because I was no longer performing due to major health problems. I did make exceptions for radio comedy spots, doing fake commercials and guest editorials, usually with an ex-wife is a whore punchline and often under the name Joe Kerr. Since I am using my real name here, I must point out that my ex-wife is not really a whore; she lacks the necessary integrity, intelligence and work ethic.
I am still unable to return to a regular work schedule, or commit to more than one appearance at a time --even that is difficult. I will do the occasional guest spot, often without credit and without pay, just for the sheer enjoyment of it, though you can feel free to buy me dinner.
There are actually a lot of offers since saying on a show that I will work for pizza. Someone said that I should get an agent, but what would he/she negotiate for now -more toppings?
I can do stand-up, but I prefer sketch comedy, or improv with someone I feel in synch with. I can also write material for myself and others. I have some tapes from local and national television and radio shows available, for those with a serious and professional reason to check them out. I am creating and developing some new characters for future shows and hope to have new audio and visual performances recorded soon.
I'm a dirty old man, but a GREAT dirty old man! I love humor, sexy women, pulling pranks on the deserving and finding new ways to have fun. Don't worry ladies, I like to flirt, but I won't really chase after you. I never even ask for phone numbers. If you actually are interested, you can have mine, or look it up in the book; I'm not bashful, or hiding. It's no big deal to me either way.
My dog is adequate company for me and I have my own damned obsessed stalkers already. Now that I've put my name back into the mix online and resuming some public appearances, I'm sure that they will notice and try to find new ways to amuse me. If you do receive some communication about me, which you think I might be interested in, please forward it to me (with complete headers) at my email address below.
If you are in Bakersfield, or Los Angeles, you can meet me at Starbucks (or some such place) when I'm in town, IF you want to. You can also come to the lake and hang out for a bit, just be sure to call first (my number is listed) and bring munchies. I'm usually home, but surprising me is rarely a good idea.
I dig quality motorcycles (especially Harley Davidson, Triumph, BMW, Indian), modern firearms, edged weapons, ancient weapons (especially swords) and I love animals. I'm not really great witn computers, but I do find them interesting and spend more time online than I probably should -but I do live in a rural mountain area and there isn't one hell of a lot else to do. I'm getting pretty good at it for a guy who used to think that a laptop was a blonde. I know that there is more to life than jokes and sex, but I'm damned if I can figure out what those things might be.
My Rottweiler (Max the wonder dog) is my constant companion. We communicate so well that people are amazed, but Max is smarter than most people -especially around here. He won't let anyone on the property until I tell him that it's okay and they cannot walk between us if he doesn't trust them. He won't allow anyone to touch my Harley when I am not standing there to give permission.
When pets stray in the vicinity, they often wind up on my property. They come to talk to Max and they know that I am a soft touch for treats and lots of petting and ear scratching. Max gets jealous, but he gets over it. He knows that I'll pet every animal I meet. Hell, on the rare occasions that I go anywhere without him, he knows that I might have the smell of a dozen dogs on me and even a few cats. He will run up to me and sniff and give me that "How could you?" look every time.
I'll be updating this as we go along and when I'm not too wasted.
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