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~katy klee klai~

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About Me

~I am a M*I*L*F... and a Funny Lady.Oh and I am a Stay~At~Home~Mom to a Beautiful & Wonderful little girl. I have been married forever to a pretty great guy & we like each other about 25 days out of the month, the other five days aren't my fault I SWEAR! I have a passion for Art. Books. Junk Stores. Old Buildings and Ancient Civilizations. Museums. Travel. Photography. I was a fashion victim of the 80's & 90's but have recovered nicely, Thank You Very Much. *~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~~* *~*~THAT WAS ME THEN~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~THIS IS ME NOW~*~**~~~~~*~~~~*~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*I like to have good times & laugh laugh laugh, but I can be also very introspective & guarded. It all goes back to Jr. High & High School I'm sure. Try being a "Freak" when you go to "STEPFORD WIVES" kind of schools!~I have a pretty great life when I am able to step back & look at it clearly. Sometimes I have my Angry Pity Party Glasses on that aren't so Rose Colored & that's okay too. *~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*~~~*~~~~~*

My Interests

*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~* *~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~* Reading big thick books & little silly ones too, Hanging out with my little girl @ home, Travel, Art, Science, The Human Condition,National Public Radio Dragging my ass to Curves (and there is more ass to drag lately) Hanging @ Barbara's Coffee Shop w/ my Sis Joan (other sister lives too far for Coffee Time) Ross & my Blog Buddies, Ant & The Ant Colony,Youtube, Stupid Freakin' Television- I LOVE IT! Keeping my grass green with a teeny tiny cistern.

I'd like to meet:

*~Sophia's Costume is Similar to One of my Uniforms(!) when I worked at a Childrens Theme Park, THE ENCHANTED FOREST. {{raises eyebrows}}~* *~~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~* ~Orny and I are going to hang and have Coffee ~ *~~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~*~~~~~* ~Power to the People! We brought back Butternut Squash!!*~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~* Everyone in my friends list for starters. Ross Mathews (He's Odd in a good way and I like Odd in a good way), Orny Adams (Funny & ALWAYS thinking) ANT (no its NOT a Cult), Sophia Loren (she is perfection), Janeane Garofalo (I could listen to her talk for days), John & Joan Cusack (well, duh), Jackie Beat(she is right) Kathy Griffin (She is A-List to me), Whoopi, Robin Williams, Steve Martin (I was told by my family when I was little that he was my brother!),Ewen McGregor, Mo Rocca(love that guy), Kat VonD (true artist), James St. James (I'm a former Club Kid too) Brigitte Dale of Youtube fame (can't beat witty funny and adorable) and of course, John Taylor of Duran Duran (my first love besides my husband, Jim Morrison, Bruce Lee, & Michael Hutchense of INXS) must be the leather pants. Hmmm, ANT wears leather sometimes too...*~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* *~PROJECT RUNWAY ALA SNL_OMG!!~* ~Dead On Fierce~..*~MAKE IT WORK~* *~~~~~*~~~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~ *~The Kill Bill Dramatic Prairie Dog~**~~~~*~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~**~~~~WEIRD CANDY IS ALWAYS YUMMY~~~~**~Steve Martin in The Jerk~**~The Cycle of Acceptance~*..
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Music:

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~*~CHARLIE MURPHY (EDDIE'S BROTHER) TELLS THE INFAMOUS PRINCE B-BALL STORY~~~PRINCE IS PLAYED BY DAVE CHAPPELLE IN THIS UBER FUNNY RE-ENACTMENT~~~** *~~~~*~~~~*~~~~~**~~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~**~~*~ABBA~*~1974~* ~~*~WATERLOO~*

Movies:

*~~~*~~~~*~~~~*~~~~* World According To Garp, Sleeper (woody allen), Party Monster(both versions), Juno, Dirty Love, Amelie, Mommy Dearest, Suburbia(80's), Amadeus, Lady in the Water, Boy Culture, Marie Antionette, Grey Gardens (Doc), The Color Purple, Yentl, Blow, The Doors, Dragon:The Bruce Lee Story, The Jerk, PI, Sunshine, Little Big Man, Hi-Fidelity, Angel at My Table, Kill Bill Vols.1,2&3, Last Starfighter, TRON, Ghandi, Gorillas in the Mist, Harold & Maude, Shopgirl, The Good Earth, What The @&#$% Do We Know, and then there's ~~*~~**~~*~~*~~*~~* QUENTIN TARANTINOS' ~*DEATH PROOF*~

Television:

All Reality TV, EVERY last bit of it. I am shameless! Okay it's a little embarassing, but I care less and less (hmmm maybe there's a connection there!) Survivor, Big Love,30 Rock, Weeds, Lost, Queer As Folk, How Clean Is Your House, Last Comic Standing, Curb Your Enthusiasm, AbFab, Monk, The Hills, LA Ink, Nip/Tuck, AMNTM.... *~~~*~~~*~~~* *~STAR TREK in Espanol~ MAD TV Style ~*Will Sasso rocks!~*

Books:

I. Love. Books. Earth's Children Series by Jean M. Auel(Owl), World According To Garp & The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Griffin and Sabine series, Roots, The Color Purple, sooo many books so little time. I LOVE to read.

Heroes:

My Sisters (no, really!), Ghandi, Ross Mathews, Sophia Loren, ANT, Charo, Henry Rollins *~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* and well...*~~*~~~*~~*~~~*~~* ~Watch This, It's Amazing~ *~~*~~*~~*~~*

My Blog

I knew it. (Warning this is not a funny story)

I have strong intuitative abilities and I sometimes hate when I am right. I knew all along that a Myspace Predator wasn't who they should be looking for.Predators are often found in your own back yard...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:24:00 PST

Go To Your Happy Place

My husband and I used to go to McMenamins Brothers Edgefield Hotel quite often before having Sofia.   Sometimes just for beer & bleu~cheese burgers with home~made fries that you ca...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:48:00 PST

lets go to Ross Housewarming Party!

c'mon! aren't you dressed yet?oh well it doesn't matter, it's just Ross,he won't mind.Lets Go  already! ...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:39:00 PST

eww.

"tonights Bath Night. but before you do that, I need to scrub the tub clean. you can't get clean if the bathtub is dirty," I tell my 3 year old.     "that's why I scrub the sink with my too...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:56:00 PST

So you think you want to be famous?

Heidi & Spencer are "Famous" for playing themselves on  The Reality Show . If you have never seen it then you are completely normal & probably a better person in general than m...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Proof that The OREILLY Factor is BULLSHIT "News"

Mo Rocca is a Humorist! Are we supposed to believethat this is Real Journalism?Or am I missing the point?Am I being a like a dumb Republican who doesn't get thatThe Colbert Report is tongue in cheek? ...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

George Carlin, 1937-2008

bye Buddy.   Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:38:00 PST

The Story of Shirley & Jenny (might make you cry, but dang its worth watching)

They say an elephant never forgets...(inspired by kevint)I saw this on PBS a few years ago and it is amazing.  ...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:58:00 PST

Charles Manson said it was good idea, but thats not why I love the Beatles

The Beatles are like an old friend to me. I'm always home when I'm with them. The White Album should be in every music library. Blackbird is my favorite song in the whole world,  And I lov...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:38:00 PST

John Taylors Birthday is TODAY and he has some things he wants you to know

(this is a repost from JT)Happy Birthday John! BIRTHDAY MESSAGE FROM JOHNJune 20th, 2008I've never considered myself a political animal. What moves me to tears has always been most likely art; a parti...
Posted by ~katy klee klai~ on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:10:00 PST