Cranberry Fields Forever& |
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?The Pilgrams.Happy Thanksgiving.GilbertPS - Remember of course that my DVD and CD "Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes" makes the ideal Christma...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST |
To the people of California |
To the people of California,Sorry...I knew I left the iron on.Sincerely,Gilbert Gottfriedhttp://www.gilbertgottfried.com
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST |
No B.S. |
Well, it seems there are some snobs out there who don't appreciate the jokes I've been emailing. Some have even asked to be taken off of the mailing list!To them, I say&"How do you stop a bull from c...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:21:00 PST |
First Let Me Say Sorry& |
Why did the man drink yeast and furniture polish every morning?So he could rise and shine!Gilbert Gottfriedhttp://www.gilbertgottfried.com
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST |
Under No Conditions |
A woman asks a druggist, "Do you have shampoo?""No", says the druggist. "I have real poo."SORRY!Gilbert Gottfriedhttp://www.gilbertgottfried.com
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST |
Have You No Decency?! |
An American couple is visiting Russia. They hire a tour guide named Rudolph. As they are taking the tour, they feel a drop. The tour guide says, "Da! It is rain!" The wife says, "No, it's snow!" ...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST |
Some Old / Some New |
I will pop up on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 6th. I will also be popping up on "Hannah Montana". Let me clean that up& I will be making a guest appearance on the show "Hannah Montana...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST |
IMPORTANT TO GILBERT GOTTFRIED FANS |
Some screw up happened in my computer and deleted a large number of email addresses from my address book. If you signed up for my Fan Club within the LAST 6 MONTHS and want to continue to receive my ...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Kicked Out Of Canada OR Wont You Let Me In Immigration Man |
As those of you with children probably know, I do the voice of Digit in an educational cartoon called "Cyberchase". I record it in Toronto. Between this, film and comedy clubs, it's safe to say I've...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST |
Tomorrow You'll Use It For Wrapping Fish |
Let me start by saying, if you're one of the two people who don't want my messages, just write back "STOP". However, if you look at my messages like a gift from God (which of course they are), then w...
Posted by Gilbert Gottfried on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST |
