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King Poopie

If you can cheer me up, I could learn to love you

About Me

I'm a sarcastic, bitter, jaded, over-the-hill, pessimistic, socially retarded alcoholic. But other than that, I'm all smiles.
"If you really loved me, you would have killed me long ago. And buried my bones in your mom's backyard, right below your window so I'd never be alone. And when the cold winds blow, you'd be the only one to know I'm the green grass that grows under the snow."

My Interests

music, film, photography, sushi, redheads

I'd like to meet:

Cute redheaded girls
AIM - KingPoopie

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Tsunami Bomb, Scattered Fall, My New Life, Thrice, Jimmy Eat World, Less Than Jake, Descendents, Guns N' Roses, Weezer, Discount, The Velvet Teen, Rise Against, Bouncing Souls, Vandals, AFI, Smoking Popes, The Beatles, Love Equals Death, Green Day, Rancid, The Living End

Movies:

Memento, Buffalo 66, Double Indemnity, Gun Crazy, On The Waterfront, Out Of The Past, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Almost Famous, Back To The Future

Books:

Ones with pretty pictures

Heroes:

George Costanza

My Blog

Not Another Drunken Photo Blog?!

Why yes, it is.  This week featuring the world's greatest band (seriously, if you don't like them, you're dumb) and the best band to get completely sloshed to, Nothington.Without further ado...T...
Posted by King Poopie on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:00:00 PST

Los Banos Rock City!

On the 14th day of July 2007, the town of Los Banos celebrated its Centennial with an afternoon of rock.  This was hilighted by the performances of the rock n' roll juggernaut known as Furlong an...
Posted by King Poopie on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

Getting pick pocketed totally sucks!

Yeah, so tonight someone swiped my wallet that was nestled comfortably against my right butt cheek.  I know what you're thinking, I was probably drunk off my ass, stumbling around, making myself ...
Posted by King Poopie on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST

Rum and coke's headlining!

So I was perusing my upcoming calendar of events when I came to an interesting realization.  It seems that the thing that excites me most about going to shows nowadays is heading straight to the ...
Posted by King Poopie on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Drunken show memories: Volume 13,263

The band:  Love Equals Death The place:  Bottom Of The Hill Number of drinks consumed:  Lost count after six...
Posted by King Poopie on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

The big three oh

So in a matter of months, I will officially become the oldest person in the world.  Well, maybe not the world, but certainly one of the oldest people on myspace.  That's right kids, soon I ...
Posted by King Poopie on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:37:00 PST

This place reeks of dirty feet and stale urine...

And for once, it's not me. Seriously, owning a condo is great and all, but it kinda takes a downturn when you're faced with the fact that you have to depend on a bunch of other strangers in the buildi...
Posted by King Poopie on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST

I'm back, baby!

So after an extended hiatus, I finally busted out the old camera again.  It's been far too long since I've taken pictures of any kind, so it was good to get back into the swing of things.  A...
Posted by King Poopie on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:36:00 PST

Thanks for nothing!

So this year one of my cousins had the brilliant idea of getting married in Hawaii the weekend of Thanksgiving.  So the whole family will be spending the week living it up in an island getaway.&n...
Posted by King Poopie on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

One year anniversary

So today officially marks one year of not smoking.  Which, for a weak-willed individual such as myself, is quite an accomplishment.  So excuse me for a moment while I give myself a self-cong...
Posted by King Poopie on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:23:00 PST