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Mari Mayhem

...bringing Mayhem to a town near you!

About Me

I smile a lot, but I can't seem to win. I think I'm a pretty laid back person, but some would claim that I have a wild streak in me. I'm a responsible party girl. I'm easy to befriend. In general I'm a nice person, but we all have our days. I'm not a girly girl-in fact, I'm kind of like a guy with tits. I have friends of all walks and styles and I love all of them. In the meantime, here's a little slideshow my cousin made...ENJOY! Create a Free Slideshow

My Interests

People. People watching. People meeting. Touring. Merching. Shoes. Driving to random cities to party. Music. Kahlua and Black Russians. Punctuality. Emotional unavailability. Ice cream. Hugs. Paranormal activity. Dancing while intoxicated. Fishnet stalkings. Drunk dials. Cigars. Friendliness. Playing dress-up. Eyeliner. Good stories. Tootsie pops.

I'd like to meet:

READ THIS BEFORE ADDING ME!! I don't mind adding people I've never actually met, but PLEASE SEND ME A LITTLE MESSAGE BEFORE ASKING FOR AN ADD! Even one message will pretty much ensure that I add you, but otherwise, I may not add you. All I ask is for a little "hey, how's it going?" See? My friendship is easy to buy! And PLEASE don't be a creepy guy that sends messages like "wanna chat?" or "we should meet up", because chances are that I will just get weirded out. If I met you at a show and you're not sure if I remember you, you may want to send me a little message jogging my memory because chances are that I was drunk. On that note...who would I like to meet? Everyone (aside from the previously mentioned folks...)! I love meeting new people. As long as you're nice we can be friends. ..

Music:

I want it all! There's too much good stuff out there! I worked at a music store for three and a half years-use your imagination. I know that everyone says that, but being surrounded by every genre of music for over three years made me VERY easily musically entertained.

Movies:

I love movies...the only kind of movie I can't stand is a chick flick! (They are my kryptonite!) Some of my favorites are Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Once Bitten, House of 1000 Corpses, Alice in Wonderland, Haggard, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, Out Cold, A Christmas Story, The Lost Boys, Mallrats, Sixteen Candles (I maintain that it is NOT a chick flick!), Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Rad, Copycat, the Burbs, the Rules of Attraction, the Labrynth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clash of the Titans, Clue, Cecil B. Demented, Dazed and Confused, Cruel Intentions, Interview with the Vampire, Cable Guy...so many more! I LOVE horror films!

Television:

You know the usual suspects...Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Entourage, Family Guy, Blind Date...And Golden Girls! Fuck you! There's nothing funnier than a bunch of old sluts. I also love anything to do with ghosts, psychics, and/or serial killers (Derek Acorah's Ghost Town, Most Evil, Mugshots, Most Haunted, and Haunting Evidence suck me in all the time!) And this guy!

Books:

It might scare you if I told you what I like to read.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Best Mother's Day....EVER!

Tony, Tori and I did pretty well, huh?  Woman (my mom, for those of you that are just now tuning in...) is deciding between a couple of names.  She would have had something picked out ahea...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

The highly unanticipated return of the survey blog!

1. What Is your natural hair color?Blond2. Where was your default pic taken?Ummm, the Tropicana in Vegas, I think.3. What's your middle name?Marie.  4. Your current relationship status?Emotionall...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

I'm choosing to ignore all of that stuff

There has been so much stuff going on lately.  Thank god I'm out of that evil month now known as March....I mean, Pre-April.  It was one of the most challenging months I've ever had.  U...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

Lots of shit going on

This blog has been kept private for a few days until certain individuals are able to announce certain events.  You're reading this after it was intended on being posted.   This particular b...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Photo blog from the latest tour

I'm back!  The NOFX, Strike Anywhere, Dead To Me tour was great.  Lots of goodies so let's get started! Let me start by saying that most of these pictures are from two nights because these a...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

Wednesday, January 10th will go on record....

....as being one of the most epic days EVER!  I said it.  I stand by my comment.  Katey and I hit Hollywood hard.  It all started at lunch with my friend Michael.  The th...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

Pics from the Mad Caddies November 2006 tour

Chon, giving a lecture to the rest of the boys. ...and the meeting continues. Donald of Sicker Than Others, spreading the love. Sasha (of the Mad Caddies) and the lovely Erin (representing estroge...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

We had a day off yesterday....

But it was still a very interesting one! We got a late start leaving Colorado, but we finally got on the road toward Tahoe. Remember how I was an idiot and wiped my piercing out of my face in Colora...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

California, here we come!

The shows on this tour have just been too much fun for me. The people on this tour have just been too amazing. The length of this tour has just been too damn short! I can't believe that we're alrea...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

Leaving Atlanta, Kentucky bound

The night before last we were in St. Petersburg, Florida. The hotel we stopped at and got a room at was.....interesting. The decor hadn't been changed/cleaned/altered in about thirty years. Chon we...
Posted by Mari Mayhem on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST