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About Me

We make music out of the home and you should hear it. Go here to get your hands on it.
I keep a usually-videogaming-related blog over at GameSpot . Because I work there.
Oh, me? I don't know, dude. Your guess is as good as mine. I wanna be an astronaut or a professional wrestler that dresses up like an astronaut when I grow up. I have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol. I have had guns pointed at me before, but I haven't been shot (yet).

My Interests

televangelists that can morph into jets, black cherry soda, loud-ass kick drums, dirty-ass rap lyrics, being tall, nodding knowingly while you talk about things I don't know anything about, eating breakfast for dinner

I'd like to meet:

if you're into points, infomercials, tall cans, dancepop (import and domestic), pretending that you've been in prison, hating things from a safe distance, and not getting enough sleep, we should definitely hang out.

Cartoon Me runs forever.

Music:

I still like vocoders. I like really high-pitched, grindy synths and really low-pitched growly synths. I like Eddie Van Halen's guitar in the Panama video. I like Plastic Little. I like MSTRKRFT. I like Justice. I like LCD Soundsystem.

Movies:

Convoy, Smokey and the Bandit, City Dragon

Television:

Cheap Seats, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Conan O'Brien, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Red Eye

Books:

books showcasing wild graphical design or old hip-hop photography.

Heroes:

Tom O'Dell, Todd Boone, Les Onaka, Logan Whitehurst

My Blog

hateful

Getting a horrific fever and flu right when the weather gets warm is a double whammy, for real. This morning I went through a couple sweet bouts with total delirium. OK, eyes hurt too much to keep loo...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

It only took three or four days off from work for me to start remembering my dreams. I believe it was five or six days last time I took a vacation. Could I possibly be using so much brain po...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

Hello MySpace Blog!

Hey MySpace Blog! How are things? I am fine. I'm sorry I don't write in you very often, but the sort of things swirling around in my head are too dangerous for public consumption! Anyway, I hope all i...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

Back

Got home from LA yesterday. Still sort of a mess, but then that's half the fun. It's an endurance test where you occasionally sabotage yourself by going to parties and double-fisting drinks until they...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:17:00 PST

Gone

I'll be out of town all week. Packing now. That is all.
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

Lazer Tag is Radical

Posted by Jeff on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

Oh, right.

Forgot to mention it, but I'm back on at home, everything is A-OK once again. Life, she is good. Not just because of that, obviously, though it'd be hard to enjoy all of the high-quality "ghostride th...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:37:00 PST

I can't be reached by conventional means!

DSL at home is out, so I don't have any Internet access at home. Take that into consideration if you're trying to get get a message my way.
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:28:00 PST

SWEET SWEET FREEDOM

The Knife Show is BACK ON THE AIR on a new channel. Everything is A-OK.
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

the continuing saga...

Yep. Still sick. I'm able to ward it off during the day. But it seems like I can focus for about 10 hours, then it all just sort of comes apart and I become a snotty mess. Still, I feel much better th...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST