Critic of video games. Drummer without a band. Professional karate man. Mediocre breakdancer. Slightly below average rapper. Irony enthusiast. Unflinchingly dishonest. Not interested in sleeping with you...yet.
Writing, Music, Reading, Movies, Video Games, Slanging and/or Banging, Caffeine, Guinness, Japanese Wrestling, Poker, Atheism, Man's Inhumanity Towards Man, Vikings, Insomnia, Rampant and Irresponsible Exaggeration, Obfuscation, Cynicism, Irrationality, Nudity, Football, Hockey, Giant Robots, Indie Chicks, Run-Stuffing Gang Tackles, Guitar Heroism, Sock Monkeys, Badgers, Clever T-Shirts, Unfortunate Life Choices, Tacos, Robocop
Mr. Fuck-You-Over and his Asshole Posse. Or Steve Largent. Both, ideally.
Deftones, Death Cab For Cutie, Bjork, Crystal Method, DJ Krush, Hey Mercedes, Morphine, Midnight Brown, Air, Mates of State, The Network, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Kool Keith, Bloc Party, I Am The World Trade Center, Neko Case, Her Space Holiday, Princess Superstar, Minus The Bear, The Conspiracy, Rilo Kiley, Westside Connection, Hum, Modest Mouse, Green Day, Thursday, Kylie Minogue, Metric, Knapsack, Skillit, MC Chris, The Mars Volta, Oingo Boingo, Interpol, Sparta, DJ Shadow, Alkaline Trio, NOFX, The Dismemberment Plan, Cursive, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Beastie Boys, Death From Above 1979, Burning Airlines, Danger Doom, E-40, Tommy February6, Chemical Bros, Kenny Rogers, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Cave In, White Stripes, Ladytron, Iron & Wine, Get-Up Kids, Helmet, Grade, Velvet Teen, The Game, MF Doom, Hot Rod Circuit, Radiohead, The Protomen, Dillinger Escape Plan, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Fugazi, Freezepop, Elliott Smith, Samiam, Refused, M. Doughty, Tool, UNKLE, Queens of the Stone Age, Massive Attack, Jawbox, The New Trust, The Ghost, Jimmy Eat World, Coheed and Cambria, Harold Faltermeyer, Discordance Axis, N.W.A., Slayer, Melt Banana, Boards of Canada, The Leisure Class
Fight Club, Ghostbusters, The Rock, Rounders, Heat, Scarface, Orgazmo, LA Story, Wet Hot American Summer, Rushmore, Battle Royale, Jackie Brown, Pan's Labyrinth, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Usual Suspects, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Boogie Nights, Army of Darkness, Falling Down, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Punch Drunk Love, Kill Bill, Clerks, Pootie Tang, Trading Places, Princess Mononoke, Sexy Beast, Fast and the Furious, Goodfellas, Ferris Bueller, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Children of Men, Lost in Translation, Royal Tenenbaums, Super Troopers, Run Lola Run, Robocop
The Simpsons, Lost, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Kids In The Hall, Rescue Me, Sifl & Olly, CSI, Anything involving poker of some fashion, Mr. Show, Law & Order in basically any form I can get it in, Lost, Jackass, Daily Show, Six Feet Under, Danger Mouse, Match Game PM
The Brothers Karamazov, Midnight's Children, Catcher In The Rye, The Recognitions, Fight Club, Lullaby, 1984, American Psycho, Battle Royale, Last Exit To Brooklyn, The Satanic Verses, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Metamorphosis, Sputnik Sweetheart, State By State By The State, Harrington on Hold 'em, Goodpussy
Bob Guccione, Robert Evans, Tom Nook, Flat Eric, Herb Martin, Jagermeister, Future Robin Hood, Steak Guy, Tom Gaffey, Scotty Nguyen, Nanahara Shuya, Chuck Barris, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jerry Orbach, Dick Wolf, Robocop