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Juan Sebastiann

Beware of falling (helicopter) debris

About Me

This is my space. It's pretty fucking boring. See all that whiteness? Thats boredom. And i'v noticed a trend with About Me's lately where people put up little quotes and phrases and images that are supposed to be meaningfull and make you look like you're some gift from god, but i think they're fucking stupid.I have a list of goals in life and one of them is to have sex with a hot black woman.THATS an about me. Because it's true. Not some made up shit that i stole from google images. Thats for other sections of your myspace. Like below...

My Interests

Music:

I like lots of music.Mostly rap and bands with synthesizers/keyboards

My Blog

Dear MetroStation

You know, i want to try and like you but it’s so hard because just looking at all you guys makes me fucking hate you. Maybe it’s because your lead singer looks like a douchebag and has an ...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:13:00 PST

A dilemma...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST

Popeyes just really came through!

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satis...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

Top 10 Kick Ass Cartoons of the 90’s

For a long time i'v been saying that the 80's were the best generation for everything. Movies, Television, Music, Comics, Cartoons, Toys etc. I still stand by that, but i only got a brief taste (2 yea...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:06:00 PST

(Work in Progress) This is the saddest blog of all

Im going to be taking on a project where i compile YouTube videos of....i'll aim for 75% of old ass Nick and NickJr shows. Hopefully this will make everyone in their early to late 20s how fucking old ...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:19:00 PST

On the subject of Disney and other things un-mouse related

Do you ever think signing a contract with Disney is like signing a contract with the Devil? And do you think Disney artists are frequent drug abuses since they are forced to re-make songs to animated ...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:18:00 PST

While i was looking into Heath Ledgers death...

...i discovered that a good number of people died while i was apprently not paying attention during the last year:Jerry Falwell - now he can preach to satans children. Also, no one yells at you for be...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

This will probably get my space deleted

So i found out that Hatchet vs. Genitals was part of the BME Olympics, which it says on the video but i didn't know what that was until now. For those that don't know BME (bmezine.com) is a site dedic...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:28:00 PST

So i watched hatchet vs. genitals 10 seconds ago

And for some reason i was as shocked as when i watched 2girls1cup. My dick didnt even cringe. That seems like a bad sign, but oh well. I guess if i chopped off my cock and balls i wouldnt be in much s...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST

Konga Hero OR PR Day 15

I have a lot to fill everybody in on. Although im not sure if im going to remember everything. On Tuesday i forgot what i did during the day, probably just watched MTV Puerto Rico or something (Pop, L...
Posted by Juan Sebastiann on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST