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Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII)

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About Me

................ .. .. I'm a Devil in the Rough! I live by the code I.4.N.I. There is no wool to pull over these eyes because I'm not a sheep, I am the wolf! I'm drowning in my self inflicted addictions! If the sun hits me just right I can be a good man but I spend most of my time in the shadows. My head is to hot, my sholder is to cold, but my heart is just right... Words to live by: "Love is never better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, and weak people love weakly" ......... I'm not any one type of person or style and I don't keep any one type of friend! I cut off the MOHAWK to have a POMP AGAIN!! I have dark brown hair and blue eyes. I am spanish, italian, scottish, & irish. ( MY MOM'S FROM CANADA!!! ) I love getting tattooed. I was at the Social D. show in San Francisco the day Johnny Cash died! I love to go to shows but I can't dance. my dancing makes the white mans dance look like something from soul train, every five seconds I have to stop and restart my rhythm. I love skateboarding but I lost all my skills from lack of doing it. I work at the Terra Linda Safeway as a checker...a.k.a. big bad joel, a.k.a. big bad wolf, a.k.a. b.b. hooli', a.k.a. captain hooligan, a.k.a. johnny demise, a.k.a. movie boy, a.k.a. tiger, a.k.a. baby tiger, a.k.a. pappa bear, a.k.a. yako one, a.k.a. farty mcfly, a.k.a. blanky, a.k.a. elvis, a.k.a. don ruffian, a.k.a. bees, a.k.a. goofball, a.k.a. hey FUCKFACE I said paper inside of plastic, my indian name is CHIEF DANCES WITH HIMSELF, ....................... ..My cars name is Stella Rosa and she's the only car I've ever owned! ....... .. ......
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My Interests


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Bella Demise & Johnny Demise JR. are the loves of my life! They are the first two on my top 8 so check them out... , my 55' buick, drinking pbr, collecting pbr bottle caps in hopes to get the full deck or at least the ace of spades, playing mind fuck russian roulette, velvet elvises, off-beat comic books, getting tattooed, going to shows, the smell of Mr Zogs Sex Wax makes me think about being 13 again, new deal skateboards, pogo sticks & lets not forget the pogo ball, coming up with script ideas for short films, I love to write, n.e.s. classics, murray's pomade, pop-rocks & coke, collecting original garbage-pail kids, reading MAD magazine, drinking horchata, stucko, patching my shoes with duct tape, panic hands, fucked up salt and pepper shakers, walking down random streets in the city, going to the zoo, going to the beach in the morning when it's still cold and foggy, catching lizards and snakes, POPEYE'S CHICKEN, road trips, swimming, making my family laugh, saying "you know" after every sentence, QZAR, collecting belt buckles, switchblade combs, cap guns, bang flag guns, PORNO, my favorite gum is Big League Chew & bazooka joe, madballs, R.I.P. Aunt Julies Toy Store, Dodge City and Music Coop...I still miss you!! I miss going to the Pheonix Theater!!! I also miss going to the Petaluma fair to see the Destruction Derby!!! An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys!, fucking with spooky boy, I want to find my long lost partner in crime who moved to Washington after 6th grade. His name is Wes Ivy, I love to make mix cds... I'm currently working on a set of cds I call Muchos Diablos Via Patton, I HATE ALL THE NOR CAL / SO CAL SHIT!!!, my favorite web sites are... www.hauntedmemories.com, www.choptopsbbq.com, www.mrbungle.com, www.fangoria.com, www.ipecac.com, 21361.com, www.dancingoutlaw.com, www.buickpartsdirectory.com, www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi, http://jforesti.qhealthbeauty.com/, http://cbsplayer.streamtheworld.com/index.php?CALLSIGN=KLSXF M , ............... .........

I'd like to meet:

complete randoms that will let me play with their insides, locals to howl at the moon with, once again I don't keep any one type of friend! .............

adopt your own virtual pet! .......

adopt your own virtual pet! .......... .....................

Music:

mr. bungle, kill the messenger, the ramones, social distortion, take the wall a.k.a. Edna and the wall takers, johnny cash, cornbugs, love equals death, reverend horton heat, rule of 10, nuclear rabbit, disciples of ed, blu chunks, the faint, lovage, black flag, ac/dc, descendents, joan jett, billy idol, the cramps, the bouncing souls, G is Us, electric frankenstein, nashville pussy, motorhead, green day, primus, gwar, d.v.d.a., tub ring, el nada, gnarkill, the vermin, das klown, operation ivy, iggy pop, the misfits, hank III, tomahawk, the clash, nofx, bad religion, sublime, dog fashion disco, throwrag, tenacious d, excel, pantera, white zombie, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, danzig, m.i.r.v., fantomas, mindless self indulgence, me first & the gimme gimmes, Weird Al Yankovic, richard cheese, dead bolt, trainwreck, sothern culture on the skids, billy lee riley, sam the sham & the pharaohs, buddy holly, jerry lee lewis, hank williams, chuck berry, sam & dave, the doors, the rolling stones, creedence clearwater revival, the stray cats, robert gordon, c.w. mcall, commander cody & his lost planet airmen, grandpa boy, hasil adkins, ....... ..

Movies:

true romance, fear and loathing in las vegas, evil dead 2, stand by me, repo man, donnie darko, mallrats, gleaming the cube, bubba ho-tep, kill bill, haggard, texas chainsaw massacre 2, grindhouse, taxi driver, memento, smokey and the bandit, house of 1000 corpses, phobia, greasey hill, skipper boy, pump up the volume, breakfast club, fight club, six string samurai, orgazmo, cry-baby, the chase, pee wee's big adventure, boondock saints, goonies, another state of mind, suburbia (t.r. version), the loveless, easy rider, killer klowns from outerspace, rounders, natural born killers, spider baby, jaws, snatch, rock n' roll high school, fletch, big lebowski, bubble boy, hot to trot, meet the feebles, monster squad, heathers, kids, tora tori tori ( inside joke) ; ), black belt jones, empire records, beetlejuice, the wild one, bringing out the dead, two lane blacktop, 200 cigarrettes, thunder road, underworld, things to do in denver when your dead, cecil b. demented, good will hunting, from dusk till dawn, very bad things, full metal jacket, pool hall junkies, roadracers, once upon a time in mexico, the crow, night of the hunter, blues brothers, the godfather, made, johnny suede, out cold, the wanderers, goodfellas, adventures of ford fairlane, bound, glory daze, american psycho, straight to hell, the usual suspects, apocalypse now, cool world, rumblefish, clockwork orange, devils rejects, sin city, Shaun of the Dead, team america, be cool, anchorman, harold & kumar go to white castle, eurotrip, dodgeball, super troopers, napoleon dynamite, last days of frankie the fly, big trouble in little china, swingers, batman the movie (60's adam west version), walk the line, waiting, hostel, running scared, hot fuzz, 3:10 to yuma, be kind rewind, the terror of tiny town, simpsons movie, super bad, a scanner darkly, lord of the flies (1963 & 1990 versions)

Television:

old school 60's batman, the young ones, kids in the hall, the state, the munsters, duckman, viva la bam, degrassi jr. high, conan o'brien, snl, alf, adventures of pete & pete, captain kangaroo, man show, howard stern, mad tv, dukes of hazzard, chappelle's show, jackass, mork and mindy, welcome back kotter, ren & stimpy, pee-wee's playhouse, dog : bounty hunter, simpsons, andy milonakis show, south park, insomniac with dave attell, meet the barkers, muppet show, tilt, family guy, happy days, married with children, 21 jump street, jerry springer, the price is right, liquid television, invader zim, inked,

Books:

zodiac, howard stern: miss america, fear & loathing in las vegas, if chins could kill, this is the zodiac speaking, michael madsen's : a blessing of the hounds & burning in paradise, under the pirate flag, letters to E.T., vertigo murders,

Heroes:

mike patton, tom gaffey, johnny cash, bruce campbell, mike ness, henry rollins, ed gein, joe strummer, jesco white, Sam Phillips, Alan Freed, Wolfman Jack, hunter s. thompson, bill mosley, kevin smith, chuck estevez, rob zombie, tim burton, spike jonze, ron knigge, chuck taylor, john waters, michael madsen, a man named loveless, ben davis, stan lee, sailor jerry, mel blank, chuck jones, tex avery, Weird Al Yankovic, dennis hopper, howard stern, marlon brando, adam west, Duane "Dog" Chapman, cheech marin, tommy chong, quentin tarantino, johnny depp, paul reubens, chuck barris, lloyd kaufman, dr. maioriello for delivering johnny and keeping tori safe, murray for his superior pomade, pabst for his blue ribbon beverage, Edward Clark Haskell a.k.a. Eddie Haskell, BOB RICE for driving to Vegas to be the BESTMAN in my ELVIS wedding, mr. bungle's still-born twin I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ......... ..

My Blog

It just kind of happend...

I was at a friends party last summer. I think I may have been the only one not drinking that night. This Lesbian I know was there and she was Hammered Fucking Drunk. She was letting people line up so ...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:49:00 PST

Will The Vaguely Accused Please Rise

How vague are the Transcripts?? I would like to know how they can get an arrest warrant based on those?? Like when they want to do a drug or hooker bust and they are recording do they not have to have...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

WARNING : I know this is a NEGATIVE point of view....

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Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

8-BIT VICTORY (part 1)

I HAVE FINALLY BEAT THE N.E.S. GAME : KID ICARUS!!! That game was always hard when I was a kid! Today for what ever reason I got a wild hair to just beat that fucker and I did!! Now I have t...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

TUNE IN P-TOWN FROM THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

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Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

ONE LEGGED HIGH HORSE / LINE IN THE SAND

I moved away from everything I know to this fucked up alternate universe MARIN-WORLD! Most of the marinites are fucked in the head! they look at me like they want to spit in my face and this...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:15:00 PST

INCOMING...

Can't fathom two more hours in this jungle. I'm all alone out here. I can here my squad laughing in the distance. They know they left me behind. Charlie could find me at anytime... Hell they might b...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rescue Me

I mentally have to rescue my innerchild from this crumbling building I call a brain. He doesn't want to go. He'd rather watch it come down all around him. He's not the same as I remember him. I choose...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mental Slipage

How far does one fall when the thread they are hanging on to finally breaks? Mine just broke! I haven't hit rock bottom but I'm sure that's where I'm heading. That's the place were all my nightmares l...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hobo Crap

Take shape. Only show human side of being. Look at the world from my eyes. You won't believe what you're seeing. Evil lurks in the bushes where I watch you. Down and out 'cause I've got hobo poo on my...
Posted by Despicable Johnny Demise (DDII) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST