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A very independent, intelligent woman who knows there is no god and is fine with it. *UPDATE! I met her!!!!

My Blog

Popcorn Mafia with Anne Abeyta and Grae Drake and me as the guest.

Check out my most recent appearance on Popcorn Mafia.And for some reason, Myspace does not allow me to put in a link, so copy and paste the URL! I wonder why Myspace is in the throws of a death rattle...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:23:00 GMT

Funniest Email of the Month

I have no idea how well I will keep up with this new monthly segment but I will try to post one of these every month.Welcome to my new Blog-Partment.FUNNIEST EMAIL OF THE WEEK... WEEK... EEK... eek.. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:23:00 GMT

My bird is a cock blocker

Our bird, Emmy has never been sexed so it's gender has forever been a mystery but tonight, that mystery has been cleared up.Emmy is a cock.My wife and I were making love in the bedroom. It was rough l...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Dog the bounty hunter be a racist?!

So, turns out Duane "Dog" Chapman, Of Dog The Bounty Hunter fame, is a dick. Who new?In a recorded cell call Dog was demanding that his son break up with his African American girlfriend and used the ....
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:24:00 GMT

Are Cell Phones Killing off Bees?

My mom read that cell phones are killing our Bees and to her credit, she asked me if this is a real problem or just another press generated, fear based pile of shite. I jumped online and did some read...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:41:00 GMT

I am a viagraholic!

I have a confession. I am a viagraholic!At first I just used it to enhance an evening of love making. Then I started using it so I could masturbate to completion. Eventually I needed it just to get go...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:37:00 GMT

Finally a Blog about Blogging advice from a Bloggers Blog

I recently read a blog about blogging written by a blogger that was really mean to other would-be bloggers for no good blogging reason. It was a four step diatribe that lambasted anyone who might blog...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:34:00 GMT

Misinformation Serves to confuse.

I hate misinformation. 70 percent of the people who spread it are 90 percent more likely to be 10 percent less intelligent than 20 percent of the people who believe it!
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 22:32:00 GMT

In The News, Fear Is America's Number 1 Export!

In a recent study by the Harvard Intra-Socio-Interactions With Sentient Beings And Other Higher Thinking Mammals Group, It was discovered that fear is the preferred state of consciousness for 98 perce...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Quixotic?

Who in the hell is ever quixotic? Why is it in the list of moods? Why do we need a list of moods? Are we so daft that we must have multiple choice to accurately express our current emotional state? Sh...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:28:00 GMT