Fancy oaths, creative curses, insightful insults, non-ethnic slurs, sexually ambiguous slangs, meaningless metaphors and related matters.
People who don't ruin cocktail parties with their vegan philosophies. I was recently chastised for enjoying caviar - I felt like I had a mouthful of little fur coats.
I liked music before you liked music, I was the very first person who liked music. You all ruined music by liking it too. Alphabetically, who you will ruin next: Art Blakey, Al Green, Big Joe Turner, Booker T, Charlie Parker...
A Face In The Crowd, All About Eve, The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, Catch 22, A Place In The Sun, The Americanization of Emily, I Love You Alice B. Toklas, Bananas, Annie Hall, Stardust Memories, Lolita, Marnie, High Anxiety, History of the World, Part 1, The Jerk, What's Up Doc, The Last Seduction, Being John Malkovich, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, The Man With Two Brains, Duck Soup, A Day at the Races, A Night at the Opera ... and of course, Showgirls.
Histories Mysteries, I'm Alan Partridge, This is Alan Partridge, Kids in the Hall, Ab Fab, Soap, Barney Miller, Bugs Bunny, My Name is Earl (for personal reasons), Police Woman (for very personal reasons)...
Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Turgenev, Carver, Hammett, Vonnegut, Parker, Thompson, Updike and Fante
The Marx Bros, Mel Brooks, Frank Capra, Jennifer Saunders, Susan Harris, Carol Burnett