EIGHT REMARKABLY OFFENSIVE 9-11 CANDIES |
Nestle's Allahu Ak-BarHorrific-'N'-Plenty3 JihadeteersAttempted LifeSaversFEZJu-hater-jyfruitsMoundsNow and Tragically Later
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:01:00 GMT |
M.A.D.D. LIB |
By the time young Johnny jumped into his __(noun)__ and started __(gerund)__, he was well above the legal limit for __(noun)__. He had __(past-tense verb)__ at least 40 ounces of __(noun)__, and was n...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
15 HORRIBLE IDEAS FOR NEW CONSUMER PRODUCTS |
"The Clapper" pacemaker100%-cotton candyChunk-style Pepto BismolPro-perspirant"GI Who?": The Unknown-Soldier DollMicrowave stovesDriver's side "surprise" airbagsCombination pencil/thermometersBraille ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:36:00 GMT |
WARS TO COME |
I predict that, after this War on Terror is finished, there will be a smaller and more peculiar "War on Dismay."
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 22:25:00 GMT |
PEACE SYMBOLS |
The best thing about peace symbols is that they sort of remind you of looking at an innocent Iraqi civilian through a scope.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:56:00 GMT |
MY APARTMENT |
If these walls could talk, it would be a vast improvement over the inarticulate gibberish they've been coming out with lately.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 17:33:00 GMT |
UNCLE STEWART |
My Uncle Stewart, who is blind, insists that there's no significant difference between Japanese poetry and stucco.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 18:22:00 GMT |
ZAPRUDER |
I highly recommend the director's cut of the Zapruder film, mainly because of the addition of those adorable kids.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 19:42:00 GMT |
MAKE-A-WISH |
I've filled out a few applications in my time, but the Make-A-Wish Foundation has the fucking weirdest set of prerequisites I have ever seen.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 10:51:00 GMT |
PAKISTANIS AND RIP TORN |
The children of Pakistan have no clue that Rip Torn would never have gotten "Larry Sanders" if he hadn't been in "Defending Your Life." Not one fucking clue.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 19:52:00 GMT |
