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About Me

I’m terrific. Really. If I have one flaw it’s my inability to successfully convey just how terrific I really am. Why, just the other day my parole officer was telling me the very same thing. And he’s not particularly prone to flattery. . Almost right after that my therapist asked me, “Do you realize the effect you have on women?” Of course I demurred but, in truth, it’s yet another facet in the seemingly endless parade of gifts I’ve been given. Women of all ages seem to throw themselves at me. Various household items soon follow. For more information on how terrific I actually am, visit www.boyamIfuckingterriffic/seriouslyIam.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

that mexican guy who sells oranges on the corner of highland and melrose.

My Blog

how to have an argument with a schizophrenic

basically, you just speak. you say pretty much anything. it doesn't even have to be a complete sentence. or even a complete word, for that matter. a syllable will suffice. or a grunt. or a yawn. or a ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:44:00 GMT

girls gone mild

i had a gig in pasadena recently, at some old hotel that was built in 1899. it was in a killer room that had this sensationally vaulted ceiling. it was some fundraiser thing for a high schoo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:07:00 GMT

three way

my hair looks totally fantastic now. it's so fantastic that i can just wake up at some indeterminate hour and, without the slightest provocation, it looks fantastic. it really does.it's the result of ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:52:00 GMT

girls gone wild (in nun habits)

i just chanced upon my 7th grade report card from st. patrick's semi-military academy. (i didn't even know st. patrick was IN the army.) and im not quite sure why it was 'semi' military. we still got ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 15:38:00 GMT

Lousy LA Attractions

if you're visiting LA for a short time, i wouldn't bother with the museum of lactose intolerance.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:45:00 GMT