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Pati Vitale

Be who you really are. Be Your True SELF.

About Me

THIS FRIDAY, JUNE 15TH
IT'S PATI'S BARCELONA BAR'S BIRTHDAY BASH!
COME CELEBRATE & HAVE A GREAT TIME!
PERFORMERS, COMICS,..COME AFTER YOUR SHOW!
LOCATED AT 8th Ave.(at 55th st.)IN NYC
phone; 212-245-3212
www.barcelonabarnyc.com
A PORTION OF THE NIGHT'S PROCEEDS WILL BE
DONATED TO THE PATI VITALE FUND.
COME AND PARTY WITH US!
I AM NOT FAMOUS!?
I SWEAR!?
I'm just infamous.
I NEVER WANTED FAME.
I've always loved my art form and was in it for THE JOURNEY! :)
I WAS/AM A PROFESSIONAL STAND UP COMIC for 15 YEARS.
I'm also a web designer,digital artist,writer,poet,
& Excellent Orgasm Faker Once A Week. (Ha Ha! Of Course I'm kidding!...or am I? he he)
I'M VERY SICK WITH A YET TO BE DIAGNOSED NEURO MUSCULAR ILLNESS,BUT MY DOCS ARE FIGHTING LIKE HELL FOR ME, AND ARE DETERMINED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!
I BELIEVE one's only TRUE responsibility on this planet
is to be exactly who they are
AUTHENTIC, REAL,and SINCERE.
One should never just LIVE ....one should be ALIVE!
HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF MY FRIENDS
IT'S A LONG SLIDE SHOW,BUT WORTH THE WATCHING!
These folks have BLESSED me during my life & I'm HONORED by them.
I'm Still funny, I guess. THOUGH MY BODY IS BROKEN, I AM ABSOLUTELY MENTALLY HERE! YA GOT THAT? I AM STILL HERE! THIS GIRL'S BRAIN IS SANE & CRAZY COOL AS EVER!
The "CAR" IS BROKEN, BUT THE "DRIVER'S" JUST FINE.THAT'S ALL! C'MON, those of you who know me,(well most of you do) give me a call! Or I'll GLADLY GIVE YOU REFERENCES OK? Cool((smiles))
CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG MY READERSHIP IS WELL INTO THE HUNDREDS. I'M JUST A SPEWER OF TYPED WORDS. People like it, much to my surprise. But I am very grateful for the response I get from my blog. (Why is my blog so absurdly popular? HEY! Don't ask me! Some people like it & some don't) what started out as a means to RECONNECT with my friends, and WRITE DOWN MY THOUGHTS, Post My Art, OR poetry, EXPLODED INTO THIS WHOOPDEE DO BLOG.IT'S MY TOUCHSTONE TO LIFE! IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS? THEN UNSBSCRIBE YO' ASS! hehe
all my blogs are copywritten...so no leeching you guys! you'll get Busted!
TO MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE:
I'm going to be switching around my tops list from time to time.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!
Since my site gets a "stoopit" amount of hits for no reason that I can fathom, I just want to give some people a GIFT or a Helping hand because that's all my crippled self is able to do for others as of late . So, Don't get your Egos outta whack,
('cause I'd prefer it if you left your Egos on your site! haha!) , & remember;
HUMILITY & KINDNESS will bring you much happiness, and bring you much joy.
Your Ego will only Keep you from all you truly deserve & then some. Okay?
So no whinin' or feeling dissed about my Tops. That's your Ego talking.
So tell it to shut up & be happy!
FANS OF MY FRIENDS:
Please go to their fan sites. This is not the place for you :)
This Myspace is a personal one for my friends
creative biz related "real people"only.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I KEEP DUPLICATES OF SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
IT IS A MEANS TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM VIOLATING THEIR PRIVACY AND TO ENSURE THAT THEY HAVE A SAFE HAVEN HERE IN MY CORNER OF MYSPACE. 'Kay? :)
I FIERCELY PROTECT MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS.
I'M TOO SICK TO HAVE MYSELF & FRIENDS HASSLED,CYBER STALKED, VIRTUALLY STALKED, USED & ABUSED. WAIT TILL I'M DEAD, & SOMEONE TAKES OVER THIS MYSPACE ON MY BEHALF, OK?
LOVE THE SINNER HATE THE SIN. WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS SHALL COME BACK TO YOU THREEFOLD. BE KIND, MINDFUL AND CONSIDERATE OF PEOPLE.
THAT'S ALL THEY ARE! PEOPLE! WHO'S "JOBS" HAPPEN TO MAKE THEM FAMOUS. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU OR THEM.
LAUD THEIR WORK, APPLAUD THEIR ARTISTRY FOR THEY TRULY DESERVE THAT. BUT DO NOT PLACE THEM HIGHER THAN YOU, AND DO NOT THINK THEY ARE "ENTITLED" TO RECIPROCATE ANYTHING TO YOU ON A PERSONAL LEVEL. YOU ARE "FAMILIAR" WITH THEM, BUT THEY ARE NOT WITH YOU! PLEASE KNOW & BE AWARE OF THE DIFFERENCE! *SMILES*

NO CLING-ONS OR WANNABEES. Pretty Please?

I write whatever expresses my TRUTH,create whatever'S MY TRUTH.
I've always written like I've had nothing to lose
& BOY, now I sure don't!
I miss my comedic "tribe" & creative people.
I feel like Stephen Hawking with breasts ...
only I can still talk, walk (barely now), type, and have better hair!!!
Staying connected, even via this page, feeds my soul...thanks.
WARNING TO ALL THAT ASK FOR ADDS ON MY PAGE:
I REBUKE ASS KISSERS, PHONEYS,and
ABHOR "SMILE IN YOUR FACE BACK STABBERS WITH A PASSION!
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY COMES FROM A VERY LOVING AND SINCERE PLACE. I WANT AND NEED TO CLARIFY THIS TO YOU AND I HOPE THE FOLLOWING IS RECEIVED IN A MANNER THAT YOU WILL "RECEIVE", 'KAY?
I AM LOVED,TRUSTED AND TIME TESTED.
MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW TO WITHDRAW & REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM PEOPLE WHOSE INTENTIONS ARE NOT ALIGNED WITH THE WORDS THEY SPEAK. YOU MAY FOOL US AT FIRST, BUT GOD/THE UNIVERSE/THE HIGHER POWER/, WILL REVEAL YOUR TRUE "DEAL" TO US. YOU MAY FOOL US, YOURSELF, BUT YOU CANNOT, NOR WILL NEVER FOOL ALL THAT IS OF WHITE, LIGHT, & RIGHT OF YOUR INTENT BEHIND THE GUISE OF YOUR EYES. FOR IT SEES MORE INTO YOU THAN EVEN YOU ARE CAPABLE OF. MY FRIENDS SERVE & HONOR EACHOTHER WITH TRUTH INTEGRITY LOVE AND HONESTY.
SO IF YOU FIT THIS DESCRIPTION?
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN ADD! PLEASE?
And IF YOU'RE ALREADY ON HERE? PLEASE LEAVE. MY FRIENDS & I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR PRESENSE HERE.
Also, for all you "WORKING COMICS" who were sending headshot and bio info to a comedy club webmaster that made your headshots works of art and your list of credits into AWESOME COPY?
IT WAS & STILL IS ME! That's right!
I AM RASCALS WEBMASTER AND HAVE BEEN FOREVER!
There are so many of you that never put together in your minds that I was and still am
YOUR FRIEND, PATI VITALE, THE COMEDIAN!
C'mon you guys! haha! Ask Todd "F.F."Barry (he'll tell you what his new nickname is by me means if he chooses to ..hee hee)
Thank you very much.

My Interests

Way too many to write down. I'm a hopeless dabbler

CELEBRATING LIFE,& LOVE!
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You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone. In the workplace, you find yourself working with mostly men. Men are happy and proud to have you as a friend. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Men feel very comfortable around you, confide in you, and always enjoy your company. Men say they love you with a deep sincerity and are never shy about telling others, no matter what the context of your relationship is with them. You exude male primal sensual and vibrant energy that intrigues men.

I'd like to meet:

Creative, artistic minds of soul and truth. Intelligent, kind, esoteric, deep, fun, real,but raw. Unique Spirits, who can thrill a Unique Soul like mine. Giving & Receiving MUTUAL CREATIVE INSPIRATION!
Those who don't feel the need to be "On" all the time unless it's just part of your unique human nature. (I mean it!)
TO ALL MY EXISTING MYSPACE FRIENDS: DO NOT USE MY PROFILE PAGE FOR SELF PROMOTIONAL CRAP!. SEND OUT A FREAKIN' BULLETIN! MY SITE IS NOT AN INTERNET BILLBOARD! IT'S MY PERSONAL MYSPACE! IF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOU, THEY'LL CLICK ON YOUR FACE OKAY?
Uh..Uh..NO whining! haha! Thanks xoxoxoxo I support the above site, its myspace page, and the articulate, brilliant, literary mind of its conceptual creator.
My Official Biographer and Author,JIM HIGGERSON.


Just some of the cool mix of people that hang out here

Attell

Vos

Norton

Doug Stanhope For President

Jim 'Klaus'Myers

Bill Burr

VEGAS 702

AUTHOR & my soul sistah
~CAT

Paul Bond

jon

Frankie Hudak!

Jim Gaffigan

Ted Alexandro

THE FAMOUS,
LOU PARDI!

Mark Riccadonna

O&A's
ANTHONY

Great Bassist
&Nerve Monkey
DR. GOAT!

RayRay

Doug Stanhope

Comedian
SHARON SIMON

Jim Mendrinos

The Most Used & Whored
Man for folks 2
VALIDATE STATUS
4 his Fine Name
& Reputation
My True,Dear,kind
REAL Friend,
GEORGE SARRIS!

Tim Homayoon

Bill Engvall

JJBOOKER65

B.D.T.

Jim Florentine

Bob Levy

Kerri Louise

Soul Brother 4 LIFE!
ROB BARTLETT

SongMan!

Craig Shoemaker

Bonnie McFarlane

Geri Mars

Comedian
GREG VACCARELLO

The One Campaign

KEVIN SMITH

MORGAN MURPHY

My Friend
Comedian
ADAM HUNTER

GARY SHAPIRO

FRANKIE
& THE
HIGH GIRLâ„¢

MY FRIEND
JASON GIAMBI
(myspace pending!)

Sir Paul

Eddie Izzard

XIV Dalai Lama

My dear friend
Comedian
Vanessa
Hollingshead

The New York Underground Comedy Festival

Comedic GENIUS
& zeekret admirer!
JOE DeVITO

Photographer
Roberta Pollock

SUSIE MAC

WONDERFUL
WAYNE FEDERMAN

Charles Fleischer

My friend,
Letterman's
EDDIE BRILL

Val "Pal" Kilmer

BRODY STEVENS

Friends 4 Eva!
Comedian
JESSICA KIRSON

DARREN

Da Risin'Stah
BRETT WALKOW

My friend,
The GREAT
J JAY BOYD!

The Next Male
SUPER MODEL!
BRENT THOMAS WAFFLE

MIKE TSIRKLIN

ZIGGY MARLEY

LIAM
McENEANEY

Mattergy of
JADE

My Brit.
Biographer,
JAMES H.

Pal & Spirit Bro
Comic & Actor
JASON ZUMWALT!

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Music:

Pink Floyd, Van Morrison, Cold Play, The Doors, The Who, The Ramones, Ozzy,most reggae, Motley Crue, Cat Stevens, Bach, Mozart, Beatles, Bauhaus, Enya, Crowded House, The Dead, Clapton, Sex Pistols, Beastie Boys, Rolling Stones,Utopia,Led Zep,Kinks ......almost everything!

Movies:

What the Bleep Do We Know?
The Secret
Napoleon Dynamite,
A Beautiful Mind,
Never Ending Story.
All Movies Made By:
Christopher Guest
Mel Brooks
David Lynch
Kevin Smith
('cept Jersey Girl....puleeze)
Monty Python
Tim Burton , Terry Gilliam, and John Waters
(whack-a-do-cool those guys are, he he)
John Boorman
(Excalibur Is My All Time Favorite Boorman film.),
Braveheart.
All the TV shows & films that my friends were in that DIDN'T SUCK!
(Hey, you can't win 'em all you guys!
Blame it on the network or the editing! )
And the 2 best twisted, Crumb,
and that weird Indie movie Gummo

Television:


Books:

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AS YOUR FRIEND! Rated R

Heroes:


THE MOST UNSUNG HERO IN THE INDUSTRY:
My gentle souled, unassuming, unconditional love filled,
golden hearted, generous,friend,& Kindred Spirit, Who I hold Very Dear. A Man responsible for contributing so very much to so many and gets far LESS than He deserves,
THE ORIGINAL "SHOCK JOCK" &
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee:
JOEY REYNOLDS
Dig what I'm sayin'
Jersey Boys?
I HOPE SO!!
You should hang your heads in shame!
Joey is a hero to everyone who knows, and has befriended him.
I consider myself truly blessed and extremely proud that he loves me. He met me on 10/04/05. I had no idea of his media GREATNESS
All I knew was that he was this really cool guy, & he wanted to help me because I was a comic and sick.His gentle nature, and true blue energy hugged me from across the room. We became instant friends. He attends my benefits.
Because he CARES!!

I had know idea what a big deal he was until about my 3rd time on his show,& my hubby,and longtime fan of his, made me READ up on him. I thought that the stuff he did was really cool, but it didn't matter, 'cause he was and still is just my dear friend, Joey.
But to the rest of you...and you know who you are....I'm just gonna stop right there!

ROB BARTLETT

Rob is has an immense capacity of Heart, and one of my closest friends. I couldn't love him more. For those of you who don't know of this angel of a man, Rob is a comedy legend with a huge following. He works his butt off between being on Imus on WFAN & MSNBC, just finished his run on Broadway with Nathan Lane and Mathew Broderick, playing the role of "Speed" in The Odd Couple, performs his comedy shows, is a loving, devoted husband and father. Even with all of these things going on,
Rob STOPS TIME for me.
He is the most loyal, loving,and true spirit brother. We are of the same cosmic ilk. Bound through unconditional love, and emotional support.
I'm not worthy.
He thinks I'm a miracle, but I think he's tripping!

My Best Friend For The Rest Of My Life,
MARK MAGNUSSON
Mark is responsible for the woman I am today...not the sick part, but I wouldn't be writing, web designing, even owning a new car and having my own house if it weren't for his loving persistance. He has always treated me with love, admiration and respect. He actually taught me how to be ME. Our spirits are bound with undying love forever.
I owe everything I am today to him. I was always lugging notebooks with me. Only one had jokes. The rest had stories, poems, essays, or sketches in them. I was always writing.
One day, many years ago, Mark sat me down in front of Rascals West Orange's office Mac and said,"This is a mouse.This program is Word. Write and save your stuff into a folder I've made for you.". I filled up that harddrive so fast that Mark had to buy floppy disks for me to get my stuff off of there! I taught myself everything about computers & digital art, programming, and switched to PCs (I build my own desktops now) and Mark, joyfully created this computer monster who grew at the speed of light, and many witnessed it with as much shock and delight as ME! I was designing before there were classes & certifications. All because of Mark's four words to me,"This is a mouse".
He instilled in me strength and knowing my own worth.
Mark actually taught me how to be a girl onstage!!
and off in certain environments where being "Lady Like" is required..hee hee
He's never wavered one second in his love and loyalty to me in the 14 years we have been kindred eternal.
Under his wing is always the most safe and comforting place to be.
We've been through so much together over the years, I truly can not imagine my life without him, our profound connection and unbreakable bond that we mutually share as equals, and best friends
The Angelic Creative Artists and
Comedic Soul Healers
My Devoted and Young Medical Team.
Gavin DeGraw...
for ripping the words right out of my spirit & recording
"I Don't Want To Be"
Salvador Dali,
Hunter S. Thompson
(changed my life)
Albert Einstein, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former".
"The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving."
"The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible."
"Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions."
Carl Jung,
Nietzsche,~ "One must still have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star."
Oh, yeah,and
EVERYONE ELSE who still treats me the same, and NOT WITH PITY OR SYMPATHY!.
I'll have none of that!

My Blog

I NEED YOUR HELP!!! NO, REALLY!

OK, I will resume writing new blogs as soon as I finish rallying everyone I can to help with The Pati Vitale Fund. Below is a bulletin/blog that can be easily copy and pasted into your own bulletins &...
Posted by Pati Vitale on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

A note to the general public from Pati

For those of you who want to be friends in my space because you are fans of my friends, or are cruisin' the net for cyber hot talk, OR if You are One Of MY DAUGHTERS LAKEN OR GHIA'S FRIENDS OR FRIENDS...
Posted by Pati Vitale on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:08:00 PST