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Jason Zumwalt

I have news for you America. I just pooped in your salad.

About Me

I love my family. I love my friends. I love the love I have in my life. I'm seriously in love with my dog. I haven't received him or her yet, but I know I'm gonna love that dang dog. I love my apartment. It's huge. I go days on end without ever walking through half of it. Sometimes I turn the lights off and just start running through it with my hands straight out. I love my doctor. He understands that sometimes a dude gotta run blindly into shit. I love my health. I am one healthy sunbitch. I got no cancer. I mean, I ain't got no cancer at all. GOTTA love that. I love to laugh. I love the sound of other peoples laughter. I hope I make you laugh some day. I hope we get to have brunch too. The kind of brunch where we're both REALLY hung over and anything we say is funny. That way I don't have to work so hard to make you laugh. I love that I don't work very hard. I love that a hard day for me is exercising. I love women. GOD DAMN, I love women. Women make me feel like a man. I like making women feel like women. When I'm making a woman feel like a woman and she in turn is making me feel like a man, man! What is not to love about that? I love money too. Oh isn't money nice? Oh man, I love all this damn money. Seriously, I LOVE this money. I love Kate Winslet. Money is so good, though, right? Yea. Yea it is.
You are Hulk Hulk 85% Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 65% The Flash 60% Catwoman 60% Batman 60% Superman 55% Robin 54% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 47% Wonder Woman 27% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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My Interests

Anything that peaks.

I'd like to meet:

Women. My bulldog. Phoenix Suns fans.

Movies:

Getting there.

Books:

That's none of your GOD DAMN business thank you! Ahhhh, The Time Travelers Wife. Don't judge!!!

My Blog

Waste of Your Time

I have given up on ever having a normal sleep schedule.  It's not just jet lag.  I'll get over that and for a brief moment fool myself into a regular pattern of REM only to sooner rather tha...
Posted by Jason Zumwalt on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST