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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

A writer, a fighter, a poet, a bum, a rich man, a pilgrim, a preacher, a teacher, an outlaw, a lawman, a geek, a freak, a quiet man not afraid to speak. I like anything that gets my head outta my head. I like kinda crazy people unless they're one of the kinds of crazy I can't relate to. (I think there's 11 kinds and I relate well to 7 of them. like we all aren't kinda crazy. yeah, right.) Meanwhile, can you believe i have made a living as a professional writer for 20 years typing and spelling this bad? and yet, because of that I feel I've earned the right to spell and punctuate like an idiot. I'm a writer and producer of TV shows and movies. Some you've seen. Some you haven't. Some were good, lots were bad but paid good. I make a living and am realistic about this shark tank I call home. I lead a quiet, totally creative, artists life. I have a nice house, 4 silly rescued dogs, (2 deaf) a few bucks, and for a guy i'm not a bad guy. If I was a woman I'd go out with me. Trust me, there's worse and dumber pecking out a nasty little email to you RIGHT NOW. I have a weakness and love for creative people. As to being single, well, let me first say, AH! OH SWEET GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE IT STOP! Ok. got that out of my system. Thing is, I love to be alone but I hate being lonely. HUGE DIFFERENCE. Single folk are a strange bunch. Beautiful, bitter, desperate, too perfect, not good enough, stubborn, too nice, mean, too picky, not picky enough, too forgiving, doormats, foolhardy, brave, scared, suckers, hopeful, hopeless, tired and tireless, depending on when ya catch us. Ok, I'm bored with this run. Hey, know what? I can analyze dreams and I have great stories of this terrifying town and they have not yet become, "oh no, Ron is telling one of his stories", stories. I wear my heart on my sleeve and hurting my feelings takes no genius. If I write to you and you don't write me back...WHY THE HELL NOT? WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL, SLAPPY!? Nobody ever died from writing an email. Anything you would like to know I'll tell ya anyway if you ask. my page is always open. I'm the guy you won't think you'd ever like that turns out to be a very pleasant surprise.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkwcC87dhHo .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ....> ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Violent, ex cons. Women that talk super loud to people from other countries thinking they will understand them better that way. Really moody with no warning is good. nuthin prettier than a chick with a full back tattoo of a snake or any reptile that she tells you took like, 3 years to have finished. I like women who talk on the phone in the car on the first date. Women who whine a lot are cool. Shallow is good too. Also, a girl that is never more than half listening to anything I say is a must. please have entitlement issues, Daddy issues, hate your body, never take advice, and roll your eyes at me in front of my friends often. lots of drama and drug problems are always a treat. and baggage. please have the entire American tourister set. if you're taking all this seriously you're going to hate me, which of course, is one tiny step away from loving me so write me anyway. emails don't bite, grope or give you that disappointed, "this is gonna be an early night" look. The End.

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