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About Me

My official name is Maximus Doggimus, but I promise to bite anyone who calls me that, with the exception of JOKER. He can get away with anything, partly because he is always ready to scratch, pet and tickle me whenever I want and he knows all of the good places! Also, he gives me a virtually unlimited supply of dog biscuits, a daily soup bone with meat on it and my nightly "puppy treat," a wonderful and amazing pig ear. It goes without saying that I can get a belly rub whenever I want one, just by rolling over within reach.
What dog could ask for more? Well, I would really like to have my nuts back! However, that's not Joker's fault. That was done before we met and I know that he never would have done THAT to me.
I rarely leave Joker's side. I have to be near him, where I can see or hear him. If he tries to go out of my sight, I'll follow him. Sometimes he goes into that little room and sits on a white thing and takes a dump. That really grosses me out and I have to get the hell out of there in a hurry, but I stay as close to the door as I can and make sure that he doesn't try to sneak out the window.
You can also find me at facebook.com/MaxTheWonderDog
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody Joker likes. If he considers them a friend, that's usually good enough for me. If I think he's made a mistake, I let him know and he respects my judgment.
He needs to bring more women around. I know he likes them and so do I. When he hugs a woman, I like to join in and make it a group hug.

I want to meet this woman and introduce her to Joker!

My Blog

Yaaaaaay! Birthday time!

Joker thought he had me fooled. He was gone during the day and came home with a bag which smelled strongly of meat. The nose knows! He gave me a whole pound of hamburger meat, mixed...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:21:00 GMT

BIRTHDAY COMING!

Nobody is sure of the exact day, but Joker was told by a vet long ago that my birthday should be in June. Since his is also in June, he generously shares his with me on the 17th. Even if h...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:45:00 GMT

It’s good to be the dog!

It's really pretty damned good to be the dog, at least in THIS household. Every plan is made with me in mind. Joker NEVER leaves me alone, unless it's absolutely necessary, like when he ha...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:57:00 GMT

THANK YOU COMICS!!!!!

Don't let anyone tell you that dogs don't have a sense of humor. I prank the humans all of the time! If you have any doubts, watch the look on my face after one of my silent but deadly far...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:23:00 GMT

Why do I get add requests from hookers and web cam girls?

Don't they realize that I'm a dog??? What the hell are they going to offer me? Can I hump their leg and finish? Do they have a passion for doggie style? I don't think that I even want to sniff them!I ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 15:39:00 GMT