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Lisa Lampanelli

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LISA LAMPANELLI
Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Able to get away with saying anything, according to NY Friars Club Dean Freddie Roman, Lampanelli conquered the club scenes in both New York City and Los Angeles in a few short years. A cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen, she even won accolades from The King of All Media, Howard Stern, who described her as "a REAL funny broad."

Lisa is a regular on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show. She appeared on Comedy Central's "Last Laugh 2005" and her headlining performances on the Comedy Central roasts of Pamela Anderson and William Shatner received national attention. Lisa's 2005 one-hour special, "Take It Like a Man," was a hit with the comedy network yet again, and the CD and the DVD of the same name hit 6 on the comedy charts. Then, in January 2007, Lisa's second one-hour special, "Dirty Girl," debuted on Comedy Central and Warner Bros. Records, and reached number 4 on the charts. Soon thereafter, "Dirty Girl," was nominated for a Grammy Award for 2007's Best Comedy Album of the Year.

All of this began in 2002 when Lisa was the only female comedian invited to skewer Chevy Chase on the NY Friars Club Roast on Comedy Central. She soon became one of the few white comedians to perform on BET's "Comic View," cementing her huge crossover appeal. A year later, she rocked Comedy Central once again in her back-to-back appearances on "Premium Blend" and on the enormously rated, "Roast of Jeff Foxworthy" -- again, the only female invited to roast the man of honor.

Lisa has also taped several specials for VH1, MTV, and CMT, and was featured on the "Best of" episode of Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." With frequent spots on XM and Sirius satellite radio, Lampanelli is selling out shows in theaters across the country.

Lisa appeared in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" and had a featured role in "Delta Farce," opposite Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and D.J. Quall. She also starred in the feature film, "The Aristocrats" and, most recently, she played a more maternal version of herself in the Owen Wilson vehicle, "Drillbit Taylor," released in March 2008.
For more information about Lisa Lampanelli, visit www.insultcomic.com .

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Foxwoods tickets now on sale!

Heads up! Special pre-sale tickets for my show on July 5th at Foxwoods are going on sale @ 10am! Follow this link to grab them before they're gone:Musictoday  ...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

Queen of Mean Boston Tix on Sale Sat. + New Pix from Stern

..> BOSTON FANS! YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!LISA LAMPANELLI COMING TO THE BERKLEEPERFORMANCE HALL IN NOVEMBER.. . . And you can get your tickets this Saturday at 10 a.m.!Be among the first to res...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

LISA ON STERN 9/6; NEW FAN CLUB NAME CHOSEN & MORE!

..> ..>   HOWARD 100 IS THE PLACE TO BE NEXT THURSDAY!THE QUEEN OF MEAN ON WITH THE KING OF ALL MEDIA, 9/6!Hey, Sirius Satellite Radio listeners! Make sure you tune in to the Howard Stern rad...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

NEW MYSPACE VIDEO + 2ND SHOW ADDED AT FOXWOODS!

LISA'S NEW MYSPACE VIDEO . . . FINALLY!Hope you guys enjoyed the "Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav." Check out Lisa's video section of her myspace page ( www.myspace.com/lisalampanelli ) for footag...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

"Ask Lisa" v. 8 -- To Be Mean or NOT To Be Mean -- That Is the Question

Lisa, I recently was diagnosed with Masochistic Personality Disorder. I am 24 years old and just now starting to realize what life is like being happy all the time. My question to you is: Would you t...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST

"Ask Lisa" v. 7 -- Knocked Up in Da Hood

Dear Lisa,   I could really use your advice. I recently broke up with my boyfriend. I'll be the first to admit that I should have done it a lot sooner. But here's the problem: I'm 11 we...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

"Ask Lisa" v. 6 -- Jungle Fever in Minneapolis

Dear Queen of Mean, How should I go about getting sexual with my roommate?  We've been best friends for 15 years but now I want more. I'm a white lady raised by Southern parents and he's a ...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

Ask Lisa v.5

Letter #5:   Q: Lisa,   I'm a fat broad. Why is it I can get laid but can't find a relationship? What am I doing wrong? Don't get me wrong -- I love getting it, but I would like something mo...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

"Ask Lisa" v.4

Letter #4   Q: Lisa, I am always the easy target at school. I do use verbal defense but never physical. This one time I was almost jumped for saying a racial joke to a black person. Help me!...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:40:00 PST

Ask Lisa - Volume 3

Letter #3: Q: Dear Lisa, My name is Melissa and I am a 37-year-old former bartender and I own several of Nashville's adult entertainment businesses. I went from living off t...
Posted by Lisa Lampanelli on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST