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About Me

I'm a Standup Comedian going on 19 years. (PHEW!!!) lol Typical attention starved middle child who didn't get enough breast milk. I've been blessed to perform in over 10 countries, Clubs, Colleges, 12-step Conventions, Fundraisers, Charity Events, Onenighters, Hell Gigs, You name it, I've done it. I Love hanging out with friends new & old cracking jokes.There's just nothing better than being on stage making people laugh so hard they can't catch their breath. When they wake up the next morning with Abs, cause they were laughing so hard from last nights Show. When they come up to you after a set saying: "My cheeks hurt so bad from laughing, It hurts to smile."

ON THE SET OF NATIONAL LAMPOONS: "DIRTY JOKES"

My Interests

Traveling to new places I've never been. Meeting new people. Laughing so hard I can't catch my breath. Making somebody grumpy laugh. Writing the new funny. Winging it on stage and killing it.

I'd like to meet:

More People, More, More MORE!!! I'm an Addict, Whatda Expect...

AFTER A SHOW W/JEFF PINES, AMBER, KATO KAELIN, ME, CHRIS EDWARDS & JEFF CAPRI.

HANGIN WITH SHAYMA TASH AFTER THE BIG SHOE

WITS END COMEDY CLUB IN WESTMINSTER COLORADO

GARY BRIGHTWELL AND I WITH FANS @ UNIVERSITY OF STOCKTON, CA.

ROCKIN THE TROOPS IN KUWAIIT

SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ

CAMP COOK IN BAGHDAD IN FRONT OF 2,000 TROOPS

Music:

Ahhh Music. Music Rocks. I'm really a big fan of Satanic Country & Western cause it hasn't been invented. lol Man I dig all music. From Frank Sinatra to System of a Down and everything in between.

Movies:

Scarface, cause everyone says Scarface. lol Too many to list for now.

Television:

Anything on HBO, Weeds, Intervention. Extreme Makeover (Home Edition) when I'm up for a good cry. "Chicks dig that" lol

Books:

I like Pop-ups..They're fun

Heroes:

My dysfunctional family for making me who I am today. All my close friends. The cool new friends I'm about to meet. Comedian Heroes: George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison

My Blog

SURF CITY COMEDY CLUB IS SWITCHING TO THURSDAY NIGHTS STARTING MAY 15th

Hi Eveybody,Yep, that's right. We're going to Thursdays Nights At Martini Blues now.The Club is still getting remodeled, with all kinds of cool things happening too.Bigger Showroom, Full bar, DJ And A...
Posted by BOB PERKELL on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:18:00 PST

BOB PERKELL'S ALL HEADLINER SHOW EVERY TUESDAY IN LONG BEACH

Press ReleaseMONSTER LAUGHS AT THE ALL HEADLINERS SHOWVoted Best Sports Bar, Pete's at the Beach , is bringing Top Notch Comedians from L.A., with credits ranging from Comedy Central, Showtime, HBO an...
Posted by BOB PERKELL on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

My Snake On A Plane

During the time change weekend, I had two shows to do in two different states on the same weekend, (Fri) Topeka Kansas & (Sat) Ft Smith Arkansas. I'm totally up for the adventure. A combination for Si...
Posted by BOB PERKELL on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

Pulling one over on Martha Stewart

My older Brother Jerry who lives in Calabasis gets a week off from his six days a week job and offers to come down my way for the day. He offers to take my Mother to the Long Beach Aquaruim and asks m...
Posted by BOB PERKELL on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST