I am a stand-up comic based in Vancouver, British Columbia. I have been performing since 2003, and racked up such impressive credits as:
- Opening for an ultimate fighting championship (on an Indian reservation
- Playing a Home Depot Christmas party (in a Home depot)
- Performing for one person at a place called DV8
- Being the only comic on a show at the mall where I followed a girl's choir.
- Playing a wedding where the bride didn't know there would be comedy, and
she got really mad.
- A show for fifteen girl guides that was a medeival theme and the girls were dressed as princesses. I was a jester.
- A showcase that everyone thought was for the Edinburgh comedy festival. But it turns out it was just two old ladies from Edinburgh who ran a club or something. Man what a waste of time that was.
I have legitimate credits too.
Here are the results of a brutally accurate Muppets personality test:
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
That about sums it up.
You can email me at [email protected] but don't send me any viruses or crap like that.
